Our Annual Year: Best Of April

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Family Respects Grandmother’s Wishes To Have Open-Bloused Funeral

Family Respects Grandmother’s Wishes To Have Open-Bloused Funeral

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Priest Cursed With Incredible Penis

Priest Cursed With Incredible Penis

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Local Teen Invents Masturbation

Local Teen Invents Masturbation

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White House Says Mueller Report Must Be Kept Private Because It’s So Exonerating It Would Drive Public Mad

White House Says Mueller Report Must Be Kept Private Because It’s So Exonerating It Would Drive Public Mad

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Pete Buttigieg Stuns Campaign Crowd By Speaking To Manufacturing Robots In Fluent Binary

Pete Buttigieg Stuns Campaign Crowd By Speaking To Manufacturing Robots In Fluent Binary

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Defiant Sarah Huckabee Sanders Claims She Doesn’t Know Where Voice Comes From When She Opens Mouth

Defiant Sarah Huckabee Sanders Claims She Doesn’t Know Where Voice Comes From When She Opens Mouth

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William Barr Agrees To Release Nonverbal, Abstract Visual Representation Of Mueller Report

William Barr Agrees To Release Nonverbal, Abstract Visual Representation Of Mueller Report

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Lightning Bolt Blasts Washington Monument As Mike Pence, Pete Buttigieg Locked In Battle Of Prayers On National Mall

Lightning Bolt Blasts Washington Monument As Mike Pence, Pete Buttigieg Locked In Battle Of Prayers On National Mall

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Investigators Trace Cause Of Notre Dame Fire To Cathedral’s Outdated 12th-Century Electrical System

Investigators Trace Cause Of Notre Dame Fire To Cathedral’s Outdated 12th-Century Electrical System

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Unemployed Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plans To Give Baby Up For Adoption

Unemployed Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plans To Give Baby Up For Adoption

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Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts

Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts

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Tucker Carlson Challenges Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To A Date

Tucker Carlson Challenges Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To A Date

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Cackling Julian Assange Disintegrates Into Lines Of Code As Baffled Authorities Attempt To Handcuff Him

Cackling Julian Assange Disintegrates Into Lines Of Code As Baffled Authorities Attempt To Handcuff Him

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Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior

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