Our Annual Year: Best Of April

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Every State’s Favorite Pickup Lines

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Security Camera Catches Porch Thief Stealing Amazon Delivery Driver

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New Mother Confirms Childbirth Most Rewarding Experience A Desperate Attention Seeker With No Personality Can Go Through

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Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him

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Ketanji Brown Jackson Informs Senate She Actually Going With Other Opportunity

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Man Drinking Beer At 7:30 A.M. On Bus May Be Onto Something

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‘She’s Going To Regret All Those Once She Gets Older,’ Says Man Watching Tattooed Woman Push Stroller Of Kids

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Confused Russian Soldier Was Told Ukrainians Would Be Happy To Be Summarily Executed In Street

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Mobster Excited For Surprise Trip To Secluded Lake With His 3 Best Buds

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God Who Took Form Of Swan Finding It Much Harder To Seduce Women Than Expected

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Most Common Cause Of Death In Every State

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BREAKING: The Onion Has Been Permanently Banned From Twitter

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New Tennessee Law Requires Women To Wait 24 Hours Before Getting A Burger

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Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Morning After Sex With Husband

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Disney World Fortifies Borders With Armed Characters As Park Announces Plan To Secede From Florida

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Mark Zuckerberg Asks Hawaiian Neighbor To Cut Down Unsightly, Overgrown Rainforest

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Our Annual Year: Best Of April

Our Annual Year: Best Of April

Every State’s Favorite Pickup Lines

Every State’s Favorite Pickup Lines

Security Camera Catches Porch Thief Stealing Amazon Delivery Driver

Security Camera Catches Porch Thief Stealing Amazon Delivery Driver

New Mother Confirms Childbirth Most Rewarding Experience A Desperate Attention Seeker With No Personality Can Go Through

New Mother Confirms Childbirth Most Rewarding Experience A Desperate Attention Seeker With No Personality Can Go Through

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him

Ketanji Brown Jackson Informs Senate She Actually Going With Other Opportunity

Ketanji Brown Jackson Informs Senate She Actually Going With Other Opportunity

Man Drinking Beer At 7:30 A.M. On Bus May Be Onto Something

Man Drinking Beer At 7:30 A.M. On Bus May Be Onto Something

‘She’s Going To Regret All Those Once She Gets Older,’ Says Man Watching Tattooed Woman Push Stroller Of Kids

‘She’s Going To Regret All Those Once She Gets Older,’ Says Man Watching Tattooed Woman Push Stroller Of Kids

Confused Russian Soldier Was Told Ukrainians Would Be Happy To Be Summarily Executed In Street

Confused Russian Soldier Was Told Ukrainians Would Be Happy To Be Summarily Executed In Street

Mobster Excited For Surprise Trip To Secluded Lake With His 3 Best Buds

Mobster Excited For Surprise Trip To Secluded Lake With His 3 Best Buds

God Who Took Form Of Swan Finding It Much Harder To Seduce Women Than Expected

God Who Took Form Of Swan Finding It Much Harder To Seduce Women Than Expected

Most Common Cause Of Death In Every State

Most Common Cause Of Death In Every State

BREAKING: The Onion Has Been Permanently Banned From Twitter

BREAKING: The Onion Has Been Permanently Banned From Twitter

New Tennessee Law Requires Women To Wait 24 Hours Before Getting A Burger

New Tennessee Law Requires Women To Wait 24 Hours Before Getting A Burger

Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Morning After Sex With Husband

Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Morning After Sex With Husband

Disney World Fortifies Borders With Armed Characters As Park Announces Plan To Secede From Florida

Disney World Fortifies Borders With Armed Characters As Park Announces Plan To Secede From Florida

Mark Zuckerberg Asks Hawaiian Neighbor To Cut Down Unsightly, Overgrown Rainforest

Mark Zuckerberg Asks Hawaiian Neighbor To Cut Down Unsightly, Overgrown Rainforest

Childless Uncle Announces Plans To Get Third Fucked Up Dog

Childless Uncle Announces Plans To Get Third Fucked Up Dog