
Our Annual Year: Best Of August

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D.C. Journalists In Awe Of Australian Reporter Able To Speak To Trump Without Succumbing To His Raw Animal Magnetism
D.C. Journalists In Awe Of Australian Reporter Able To Speak To Trump Without Succumbing To His Raw Animal Magnetism
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Minneapolis Announces Plan To Replace Police Officers With Thousands Of Heavily Armed Social Workers
Minneapolis Announces Plan To Replace Police Officers With Thousands Of Heavily Armed Social Workers
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The Onion’s Guide To QAnon
The Onion’s Guide To QAnon
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Undecided Voter Looking Forward To Learning More About Donald Trump During Campaign
Undecided Voter Looking Forward To Learning More About Donald Trump During Campaign
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Trump Adds Another Knockout Nickname For Kamala Harris To List After Making Mark Meadows Cry
Trump Adds Another Knockout Nickname For Kamala Harris To List After Making Mark Meadows Cry
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Trump Online Store Begins Selling Decommissioned USPS Mailboxes So Fans Can Own Piece Of History
Trump Online Store Begins Selling Decommissioned USPS Mailboxes So Fans Can Own Piece Of History
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High School Adds Cardboard Students Between Distanced Desks To Maintain Normal Feeling Of Oversized Classes
High School Adds Cardboard Students Between Distanced Desks To Maintain Normal Feeling Of Oversized Classes
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Upgraded To Full DNC Speaking Slot After Announcing Support For Iraq War
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Upgraded To Full DNC Speaking Slot After Announcing Support For Iraq War

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Experts Say Future Of Green Transportation May Be 16-Ton Possum That Passengers Cling To Like Babies
Experts Say Future Of Green Transportation May Be 16-Ton Possum That Passengers Cling To Like Babies
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‘Goodbye, Tiffany, You’ve Served Me Well,’ Says Trump Watching Kellyanne Conway Pack Up Desk
‘Goodbye, Tiffany, You’ve Served Me Well,’ Says Trump Watching Kellyanne Conway Pack Up Desk

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Fucking Lightweight Hospitalized For Coronavirus On First Night Of College
Fucking Lightweight Hospitalized For Coronavirus On First Night Of College
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‘Oh Jeez, Oh Jeez, Oh Jeez,’ Says Eric Trump After Accidentally Bringing Father’s Sexual Assault Victims To RNC
‘Oh Jeez, Oh Jeez, Oh Jeez,’ Says Eric Trump After Accidentally Bringing Father’s Sexual Assault Victims To RNC
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Arrested Kenosha Shooter Given One Phone Call To Tucker Carlson Show
Arrested Kenosha Shooter Given One Phone Call To Tucker Carlson Show

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Blue Lives Matter Supporters Say Kyle Rittenhouse Not Reflective Of Most Peaceful Apologists For Police State
Blue Lives Matter Supporters Say Kyle Rittenhouse Not Reflective Of Most Peaceful Apologists For Police State
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