
Our Annual Year: Best Of February

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DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders
DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders
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Speeding Democratic Campaign Buses Run Over 173 Iowans In Mad Dash To Get Fuck Out Of State
Speeding Democratic Campaign Buses Run Over 173 Iowans In Mad Dash To Get Fuck Out Of State

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DNC Offers Startup $500 Million To Develop Pencil That Can Accurately Record Election Results
DNC Offers Startup $500 Million To Develop Pencil That Can Accurately Record Election Results
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Rush Limbaugh Admits Presidential Medal Of Freedom Less Of An Honor Knowing That Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou Also Received It
Rush Limbaugh Admits Presidential Medal Of Freedom Less Of An Honor Knowing That Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou Also Received It
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Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300
Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300
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Bloomberg Hires Thousands Of Canvassers To Stop Black Men On Street And Force Them To Hear Campaign Pitch
Bloomberg Hires Thousands Of Canvassers To Stop Black Men On Street And Force Them To Hear Campaign Pitch
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Carnival Sinks Cruise Ship Rather Than Letting It Fall Into Coronavirus’ Clutches
Carnival Sinks Cruise Ship Rather Than Letting It Fall Into Coronavirus’ Clutches

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‘I Love My Wife Marcia And 2 Beautiful Kids, Tad And Hayden,’ Says Buttigieg In Latest Campaign Shift
‘I Love My Wife Marcia And 2 Beautiful Kids, Tad And Hayden,’ Says Buttigieg In Latest Campaign Shift
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‘I’ll Rule You Peasants With An Iron Fist,’ Says Bloomberg To Standing Ovation During DNC Debate
‘I’ll Rule You Peasants With An Iron Fist,’ Says Bloomberg To Standing Ovation During DNC Debate
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Experts Concerned Pale Russian Mystic Constantly At Trump’s Side May Attempt To Influence 2020 Election
Experts Concerned Pale Russian Mystic Constantly At Trump’s Side May Attempt To Influence 2020 Election
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‘You Take These Cuffs Off Of Me And I’ll Make You A Star,’ Says Harvey Weinstein To Female Bailiff Escorting Him Out Of Courtroom
‘You Take These Cuffs Off Of Me And I’ll Make You A Star,’ Says Harvey Weinstein To Female Bailiff Escorting Him Out Of Courtroom

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‘Tell Me About It, Stud,’ Says Pleather-Clad Elizabeth Warren On Debate Stage In Effort To Court Bad Boy Demographic
‘Tell Me About It, Stud,’ Says Pleather-Clad Elizabeth Warren On Debate Stage In Effort To Court Bad Boy Demographic

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‘Whatavirus?’ Says Half-Naked Mike Pence Brushing Crumbs Off Stomach While Taking First Call From Trump In 18 Months
‘Whatavirus?’ Says Half-Naked Mike Pence Brushing Crumbs Off Stomach While Taking First Call From Trump In 18 Months
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Trump Claims Responsibility For Longest Black History Month In 4 Years
Trump Claims Responsibility For Longest Black History Month In 4 Years
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