Our Annual Year: Best Of February

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Insurrectionist Truther Doesn’t Believe He Was At Capitol

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3 / 17

Woman Quick To Clarify That Child In Dating Profile Picture Not Alive Anymore

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‘Hope You Don’t Mind I Shoveled Your Sidewalk Too,’ Says Neighbor In Devastating Blow To Dad’s Masculinity

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‘Then You’ll Put Out A Nice Press Release Stepping Down As CEO,’ Whispers Rogue Fulfillment Bot Holding Bezos At Gunpoint

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Republicans Accuse Ocasio-Cortez Of Not Being Anywhere Near Place They Told Capitol Mob She Would Be

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Fauci Warns Public Against Holding Any Large-Scale Celebrations Commemorating February 1708 Release Of J.S. Bach’s Cantata ‘Gott Ist Mein König’

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Andrew Yang Leading NYC Mayoral Race After Flipping Off Residents And Telling Them To Suck His Dick

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9 / 17

OSHA Announces Revamped Forklift Certification Will Feature Halfpipe Portion

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10 / 17

Something About The Way Society Was Exposed As Complete Illusion Over Past Year Really Getting Man Down Today

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11 / 17

Employees On Zoom Call Watch In Horror As 2 Coworkers Who Began Talking At The Same Time Just Keep Powering Through

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12 / 17

‘You Go Back Where You Came From,’ Says Texan Pointing Gun At Snowman Trespassing On Property

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13 / 17

Doctor Assures Limbaugh Family It Normal For Body To Continue Ranting About Welfare Queens Hours After Death

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Facebook Takes Down All Posts Spreading Misinformation About Fictional Nation Of ‘Australia’

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‘The Penis Is The Male Reproductive Organ,’ Says Teacher To 5th-Grade Class That Has Already Watched Hundreds Of Hours Of Hardcore Pornography

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Discontinued Girl Scout Cookies

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