Our Annual Year: Best Of January

Woman Didn’t Know Progress On Toxic Masculinity Would Turn Boyfriend Into Such A Weepy Little Pansy

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Minnesota Resident Thinking Of Finally Packing It All Up And Moving Someplace Warm Like Michigan

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Local Brother-In-Law Heard You Can Make Shitload Of Money Doing That

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Tumbleweed Of Pubes Rolls Through Desolate Dorm Bathroom

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Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment

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Grandma’s #MeToo Stories Fucking Horrifying

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Trump Dismisses Trump As A Distraction

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Dick Cheney Finally Hunts Down, Kills Man He Shot In Face In 2006

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CIA Issues Posthumous Apology After New Evidence Clears Osama Bin Laden Of Involvement In 9/11 Attacks

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Frigid Chicago Bean Shrivels Up From Below-Zero Temperatures

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T-Mobile Announces Wireless Service Now Covers 70% Of Your Apartment

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Fox News Debuts Premium Channel For 24-Hour Coverage Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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BuzzFeed CEO Gives Laid-Off Staffers Parting GIF

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Marine Biologists Train Highly Intelligent Octopus To Profitably Manage Mid-Size Aluminum Goods Supplier

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TSA Guy Circling Stuff On Boarding Pass With Reckless Abandon

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