Our Annual Year: Best Of July

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Pizza Crust Saved To Make Pizza Stock

Pizza Crust Saved To Make Pizza Stock

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Gynecologist Inserting IUD Promises Woman It Will Be Just A Quick Pinch And Then She’ll Be On The Floor Unconscious

Gynecologist Inserting IUD Promises Woman It Will Be Just A Quick Pinch And Then She’ll Be On The Floor Unconscious

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4-Year-Old Convinced Father A Moron After 45th Consecutive Hide-And-Seek Victory

4-Year-Old Convinced Father A Moron After 45th Consecutive Hide-And-Seek Victory

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Suspended For Next 10 Rulings Following Supreme Court Bench-Clearing Brawl

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Suspended For Next 10 Rulings Following Supreme Court Bench-Clearing Brawl

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Pelosi Concerned Outspoken Progressive Flank Of Party Could Harm Democrats’ Reputation As Ineffectual Cowards

Pelosi Concerned Outspoken Progressive Flank Of Party Could Harm Democrats’ Reputation As Ineffectual Cowards

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Trump Honors Brave Heroes Who Slept With Wives Of Deployed Soldiers

Trump Honors Brave Heroes Who Slept With Wives Of Deployed Soldiers

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82-Year-Old New Jersey Congressman Bill Pascrell Quietly Asks Ilhan Omar If He Can Be Part Of The Squad

82-Year-Old New Jersey Congressman Bill Pascrell Quietly Asks Ilhan Omar If He Can Be Part Of The Squad

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Trump Escalates Baltimore Attacks With Rambling, 3-Hour Press Conference Tearing Into Edgar Allan Poe

Trump Escalates Baltimore Attacks With Rambling, 3-Hour Press Conference Tearing Into Edgar Allan Poe

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Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles

Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles

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Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter

Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter

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God Orders All Followers To Swallow Cyanide Capsules In Preparation For Voyage To Alpha Centauri

God Orders All Followers To Swallow Cyanide Capsules In Preparation For Voyage To Alpha Centauri

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Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign

Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign

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ICE Sends Agents Home With Sacks Of Flour To Practice What It Like Detaining Real Baby

ICE Sends Agents Home With Sacks Of Flour To Practice What It Like Detaining Real Baby

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Small Town Ravished By Alejandro

Small Town Ravished By Alejandro

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