Our Annual Year: Best Of June

Couple Wouldn’t Have Stayed In Loveless Marriage If They Knew That’s How Kid Would Turn Out

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Driver Kind Of Bummed To See Other Car He Been Driving Behind For A While Take Exit Off Highway

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Area 8-Year-Old Formally Rescinds Hunger Complaint Following Mother’s Insulting Banana Offer

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Woman Seamlessly Transitions From Being Too Hungry To Focus On Job To Being Too Full To Focus On Job

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Pence Visits Conversion Therapist For Routine Gay-Preventative Checkup

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U.S. Claims Drone Was Minding Own Business On Its Way To Church When Iran Attacked It Out Of Nowhere

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Naked Andrew Yang Emerges From Time Vortex To Warn Debate Audience About Looming Threat Of Automation

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Huckabee Sanders Tells Colleagues She’s Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei

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Trump Thanks Supporters Who Sacrificed Time, Money, Friends, Family, Morals, Religious Beliefs To Be Here Today

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Report: If Earth Continues To Warm At Current Rate Moon Will Be Mostly Underwater By 2400

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Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer

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NASA Administrator Announces He Will Open His Body Up To Sexual Tourism

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OSHA Special Ops Team Raids Local Office After Receiving Intel On Expired Fire Extinguisher

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Historians Reveal Aqueducts Were Only Small Portion Of Ancient Rome’s Intricate Water Park System

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Last-Ditch Climate Change Report Provides Locations Of Weapons, Current Whereabouts Of Oil Executives

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