Our Annual Year: Best Of June

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Nation Rocked By 40 Million Acts Of Total Bullshit In Most Infuriating Day On Record

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Congress Takes Field Trip To Goldman Sachs To Learn How Laws Get Made

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Trump Forced To Shut Down Blog After Publishing Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock

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Things Every Cat Owner Wished They’d Known Before Adopting

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‘You’re Going To Want To Take 3 Quick Lefts’ Says Passenger Expertly Hiding That He Fucked Up Directions

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Study Finds American Women Delaying Motherhood Because The Whole Thing Blows

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Tesla Blames User Error For Car Sealing Off Windows, Suffocating Owner Alive

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Scorching Heat Wave Causes Unsightly Blisters To Bubble Up Across Southwest

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Bear’s Favorite Part Of Mauling Campers When They Throw Arms In Air To Look Bigger

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911 Operator Likes To Let It Ring For Couple Seconds So Caller Doesn’t Get Impression They’re Standing By Phone All Day

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Conservative Man Tearfully Informs Family Critical Race Theory Has Spread To His Liver

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Subway CEO Apologizes For Trusting Fish Who Falsified Documents To Pass As Tuna

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Scientists Announce Successful Experiment To Bankrupt Mouse That Can’t Afford Cancer Drug

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NASA Says New Moon Mission Unlikely Since Neil Armstrong Only Person Who Knew How To Get There

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New Victoria’s Secret Campaign Features Images Of Real Women From Fitting Room Security Cameras

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Professional Poker Player Banned For Deceiving Opponents By Knowingly Betting On Weak Hand

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Poll Finds 95% Of Americans Approve Of Kim Jong-Un After Seeing Weight Loss Photos

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Our Annual Year: Best Of July