Our Annual Year: Best Of March

Our Annual Year: Best Of March

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Overwhelmed New Grandparents Finally Feeling What It Like To Love A Child

Overwhelmed New Grandparents Finally Feeling What It Like To Love A Child

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Son Needs Costume, 30 Individually Wrapped Treats Tomorrow Morning For Some School Celebration

Son Needs Costume, 30 Individually Wrapped Treats Tomorrow Morning For Some School Celebration

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Brutalist Beaver Constructs Paul Rudolph-Inspired Dam

Brutalist Beaver Constructs Paul Rudolph-Inspired Dam

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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family

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Trump Vows To Bring Back Ohio Town’s White Castle

Trump Vows To Bring Back Ohio Town’s White Castle

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Thousands Of Students Forced To Attend Iowa State After University Sets Acceptance Rate To 140%

Thousands Of Students Forced To Attend Iowa State After University Sets Acceptance Rate To 140%

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Religious Conservatives Argue Adam And Eve Would Never Have Been Banished From Eden If They’d Had Guns

Religious Conservatives Argue Adam And Eve Would Never Have Been Banished From Eden If They’d Had Guns

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Report: More Women Forgoing Taking Their Husbands’ Names In Favor Of Something Badass Like Diesel

Report: More Women Forgoing Taking Their Husbands’ Names In Favor Of Something Badass Like Diesel

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Literary Historians Uncover Collection Of Breezy, Upbeat Edgar Allan Poe Writings Penned After Author Took Up Jogging

Literary Historians Uncover Collection Of Breezy, Upbeat Edgar Allan Poe Writings Penned After Author Took Up Jogging

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NASA Frantically Announces Mission To Earth’s Core After Accidentally Launching Rocket Upside Down

NASA Frantically Announces Mission To Earth’s Core After Accidentally Launching Rocket Upside Down

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Conservation Program Helps Struggling Rhinos Adapt To Modern Ecosystem By Retraining Them As Urban Scavengers

Conservation Program Helps Struggling Rhinos Adapt To Modern Ecosystem By Retraining Them As Urban Scavengers

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Historians Uncover Lost Socrates Dialogues Where He Just Gave Up And Started Screaming That Opponent A Fucking Brainwashed Shill

Historians Uncover Lost Socrates Dialogues Where He Just Gave Up And Started Screaming That Opponent A Fucking Brainwashed Shill

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Scientists Discover Dangerous Link Between Book Learnin’, Back Talk

Scientists Discover Dangerous Link Between Book Learnin’, Back Talk

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Facebook: ‘Identifying Hate Speech Is Difficult Because Some Posts Actually Make Pretty Interesting Points’

Facebook: ‘Identifying Hate Speech Is Difficult Because Some Posts Actually Make Pretty Interesting Points’

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