Our Annual Year: Best Of May

Our Annual Year: Best Of May

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Mom Guesses Dressbarn Closure Means She’ll Just Have To Go Shop With All The Sluts Over At Chico’s Now

Mom Guesses Dressbarn Closure Means She’ll Just Have To Go Shop With All The Sluts Over At Chico’s Now

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Liberal Relieved He Never Has To Introspect Again After Assembling All The Correct Opinions

Liberal Relieved He Never Has To Introspect Again After Assembling All The Correct Opinions

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Car Ride Devoted To Explaining What Things Will Be Different About Grandma This Visit

Car Ride Devoted To Explaining What Things Will Be Different About Grandma This Visit

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Man Who’s Been In A Bunch Of Buildings Figures He’d Be A Pretty Good Architect

Man Who’s Been In A Bunch Of Buildings Figures He’d Be A Pretty Good Architect

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Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him

Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him

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Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent

Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent

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Trump Warns China Not To Underestimate His Willingness To Sacrifice Every American’s Well-Being

Trump Warns China Not To Underestimate His Willingness To Sacrifice Every American’s Well-Being

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Deutsche Bank Begins Removing Possessions From White House After Trump Defaults On Loan

Deutsche Bank Begins Removing Possessions From White House After Trump Defaults On Loan

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Diners Eating Impossible Burgers Doused With Beet Juice By Protesting Meat-Rights Activists

Diners Eating Impossible Burgers Doused With Beet Juice By Protesting Meat-Rights Activists

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Trump Reassures Struggling Farmers He Has Never Seen One Of Them And Cannot Be Sure They Even Exist

Trump Reassures Struggling Farmers He Has Never Seen One Of Them And Cannot Be Sure They Even Exist

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World Populace Actually Fine With Rich People Dying On Mount Everest

World Populace Actually Fine With Rich People Dying On Mount Everest

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Queen Elizabeth Disappointed In New Royal Baby Boy’s Lack Of Proper Inbreeding

Queen Elizabeth Disappointed In New Royal Baby Boy’s Lack Of Proper Inbreeding

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Geologists Uncover Slab Of Amber Containing Perfectly Preserved Adam And Eve

Geologists Uncover Slab Of Amber Containing Perfectly Preserved Adam And Eve

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Stanford Students Admit It Was Pretty Obvious Billionaire’s Dog Didn’t Get In By Itself

Stanford Students Admit It Was Pretty Obvious Billionaire’s Dog Didn’t Get In By Itself

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