Our Annual Year: Best Of May

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White House Officials Watch In Horror As Major Biden Pulls Marine One Straight Out Of Sky

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Ask ‘The Onion’: How To Buy Your First Home

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Friend In Long-Term Relationship Announces She Wouldn’t Even Be Able To Figure Out Extremely Simple Premise Of Dating App If She Tried

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‘Care To Explain?’ Ask Conservative Parents After Finding Vaccine Card In Son’s Underwear Drawer

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Pros And Cons Of Banning Trump From Social Media Platforms

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Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age

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The Most Infamous Crimes In Every State

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DSM-5 Finally Stops Classifying Adult Disney Fandom As Form Of Psychopathy

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Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment

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Apartment Listing Cagey About Whether Unit Has Floor

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AP Fires Journalist At Palestinian Civilians

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Florida High School Alters Yearbook Photos To Hide Girls Entirely

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Critics Warn $15 Wage Will Force McDonald’s To Replace Burger Patties With Robots

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Common Mistakes Everyone Makes During Job Interviews

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Man Reminds Himself That Painful, Nauseating Side Effects Just Means That Triple Bacon Cheeseburger Working

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Our Annual Year: Best Of June