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Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
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‘How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?’ 30 Million People Wonder
‘How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?’ 30 Million People Wonder
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Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
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Nation’s Strangers Decry Negative Portrayal Among Children
Nation’s Strangers Decry Negative Portrayal Among Children
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NASA Launches Davie Bowie Concept Mission
NASA Launches Davie Bowie Concept Mission
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20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine’s Day
20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine’s Day
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Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text
Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text
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Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels...
Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels...
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U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program
U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program
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Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends
Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends
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U.S. Government: We Have Not Forgotten About Osaka Binn Rogen
U.S. Government: We Have Not Forgotten About Osaka Binn Rogen
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U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
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Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software
Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software
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Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling
Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling
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Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings
Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings
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Children Of All Ages Delighted By Enslavement Of Topsy The Elephant
Children Of All Ages Delighted By Enslavement Of Topsy The Elephant
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Last Time Sources Checked This Still America
Last Time Sources Checked This Still America
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Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters
Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters
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Obama To Make Reassuring Eye Contact With Every Last American
Obama To Make Reassuring Eye Contact With Every Last American
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Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge
Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge
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Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway
Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway
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Area Grandmother Comes Forward As ‘Banksy’
Area Grandmother Comes Forward As ‘Banksy’
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Eons Of Darwinian Evolution Somehow Produce Mitch
Eons Of Darwinian Evolution Somehow Produce Mitch
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Repeal Of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize
Repeal Of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize
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Rock Fans Outraged As Bob Dylan Goes Electronica
Rock Fans Outraged As Bob Dylan Goes Electronica
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Local Family Homeless After Tornado Destroys White House
Local Family Homeless After Tornado Destroys White House
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Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon
Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon
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Smart, Qualified People Behind The Scenes Keeping America Safe: ‘We Don’t Exist’
Smart, Qualified People Behind The Scenes Keeping America Safe: ‘We Don’t Exist’
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Local Water Tower Celebrates 50th Year As Repository Of Information On Who Is A Slut
Local Water Tower Celebrates 50th Year As Repository Of Information On Who Is A Slut
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Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While
Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While
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8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
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Mexico Killed In Drug Deal
Mexico Killed In Drug Deal
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New Evidence Suggests God Also Had Incredibly Busty Daughter
New Evidence Suggests God Also Had Incredibly Busty Daughter
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American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress
American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress
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Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks
Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks
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Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They’re Having Great Sex With Someone Else
Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They’re Having Great Sex With Someone Else
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Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
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Last Remaining Politician Must Rebuild Entire Government Following Bloodiest Midterm Election In American History
Last Remaining Politician Must Rebuild Entire Government Following Bloodiest Midterm Election In American History
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World’s Power Brokers Hold Annual Summit Where They Show Each Other Their Penises
World’s Power Brokers Hold Annual Summit Where They Show Each Other Their Penises
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Pop Culture Expert Surprisingly Not Ashamed Of Self
Pop Culture Expert Surprisingly Not Ashamed Of Self
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Nation Struggles To Understand Why Area Pie Didn’t Come Out Right
Nation Struggles To Understand Why Area Pie Didn’t Come Out Right