Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2010

Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2010

12/17/19 9:00AM

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Cat Refuses To Die

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Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

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‘How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?’ 30 Million People Wonder

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Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger

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Nation’s Strangers Decry Negative Portrayal Among Children

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NASA Launches Davie Bowie Concept Mission

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20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine’s Day

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Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text

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Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels...

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U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program

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Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends

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U.S. Government: We Have Not Forgotten About Osaka Binn Rogen

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U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths

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Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software

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Pickup Truck Stoled

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Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling

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Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings

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Children Of All Ages Delighted By Enslavement Of Topsy The Elephant

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Last Time Sources Checked This Still America

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Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters

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Obama To Make Reassuring Eye Contact With Every Last American

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Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge

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Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway

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Area Grandmother Comes Forward As ‘Banksy’

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Eons Of Darwinian Evolution Somehow Produce Mitch

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Repeal Of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize

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Rock Fans Outraged As Bob Dylan Goes Electronica

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Local Family Homeless After Tornado Destroys White House

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Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon

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Smart, Qualified People Behind The Scenes Keeping America Safe: ‘We Don’t Exist’

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Local Water Tower Celebrates 50th Year As Repository Of Information On Who Is A Slut

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Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While

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8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live

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Mexico Killed In Drug Deal

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Poll: 1 In 5 Americans Believe Obama A Cactus

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New Evidence Suggests God Also Had Incredibly Busty Daughter

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American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress

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Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks

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Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They’re Having Great Sex With Someone Else

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Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks

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Last Remaining Politician Must Rebuild Entire Government Following Bloodiest Midterm Election In American History

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World’s Power Brokers Hold Annual Summit Where They Show Each Other Their Penises

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Pop Culture Expert Surprisingly Not Ashamed Of Self

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Nation Struggles To Understand Why Area Pie Didn’t Come Out Right

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