Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2011

Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2011

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Report: Majority Of Money Donated At Church Doesn’t Make It To God

Report: Majority Of Money Donated At Church Doesn’t Make It To God

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Gap Between Rich And Poor Named 8th Wonder Of The World

Gap Between Rich And Poor Named 8th Wonder Of The World

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Study: 89 Percent Of Networking Nonconsensual

Study: 89 Percent Of Networking Nonconsensual

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Department Of Health And Human Services Recommends Standing At Least Once A Day

Department Of Health And Human Services Recommends Standing At Least Once A Day

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Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth

Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth

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Police Bust Giraffe-Fighting Ring

Police Bust Giraffe-Fighting Ring

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Future U.S. History Students: ‘It’s Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage’

Future U.S. History Students: ‘It’s Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage’

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Senator Honored For Work With Overprivileged Americans

Senator Honored For Work With Overprivileged Americans

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Police Find Adorable Little Skeleton

Police Find Adorable Little Skeleton

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Embarrassed Republicans Admit They’ve Been Thinking Of Eisenhower Whole Time They’ve Been Praising Reagan

Embarrassed Republicans Admit They’ve Been Thinking Of Eisenhower Whole Time They’ve Been Praising Reagan

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NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God

NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God

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Postal Service Celebrates Another Awesome Day Of Delivering Mail

Postal Service Celebrates Another Awesome Day Of Delivering Mail

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Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs

Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs

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Grown Adult Actually Expects To Be Happy

Grown Adult Actually Expects To Be Happy

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Laid-Back Voices Urging Man To Kill His Family When He Gets A Chance

Laid-Back Voices Urging Man To Kill His Family When He Gets A Chance

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Continued Existence Of Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism

Continued Existence Of Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism

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White House To Hold Second Auditions This Week For Nationwide Production Of ‘Guys And Dolls’

White House To Hold Second Auditions This Week For Nationwide Production Of ‘Guys And Dolls’

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Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He’s Not A Festering Pile Of Shit

Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He’s Not A Festering Pile Of Shit

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Osama Bin Laden Killed While Sitting On Toilet, Nation Likes To Imagine

Osama Bin Laden Killed While Sitting On Toilet, Nation Likes To Imagine

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Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

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Enraged 500-Foot-Tall Bin Laden Rises From Sea, Destroys New York, Washington

Enraged 500-Foot-Tall Bin Laden Rises From Sea, Destroys New York, Washington

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Bin Laden Returns To Sea

Bin Laden Returns To Sea

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I Spilled My Soda, Report Nation’s Dopes

I Spilled My Soda, Report Nation’s Dopes

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Planet Earth Doesn’t Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave

Planet Earth Doesn’t Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave

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Fire Consumes Big Happy Farm Where Families Send Sick Dogs To Run Free And Play

Fire Consumes Big Happy Farm Where Families Send Sick Dogs To Run Free And Play

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Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone’s Ever Heard

Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone’s Ever Heard

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Tim Pawlenty Shaves Off Every Hair On His Body In Really Weird Campaign Gaffe

Tim Pawlenty Shaves Off Every Hair On His Body In Really Weird Campaign Gaffe

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Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time

Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time

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30 Years Of Man’s Life Disappear In Mysterious ‘Kansas Rectangle’

30 Years Of Man’s Life Disappear In Mysterious ‘Kansas Rectangle’

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Nickname To Forever Prevent People From Getting To Know The Real Dumptruck

Nickname To Forever Prevent People From Getting To Know The Real Dumptruck

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Vatican Reverses Stance On Gay Marriage After Meeting Tony And Craig

Vatican Reverses Stance On Gay Marriage After Meeting Tony And Craig

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Nation Ready For Its Din Din

Nation Ready For Its Din Din

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Area Woman Excited To Finally Experience Unbearable Loneliness Of Having Her Own Place

Area Woman Excited To Finally Experience Unbearable Loneliness Of Having Her Own Place

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Kid Massive

Kid Massive

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Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System

Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System

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Laffy Taffy Sponsors Every Cobblestone At 9/11 Memorial

Laffy Taffy Sponsors Every Cobblestone At 9/11 Memorial

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Visa Exposed As Massive Credit Card Scam

Visa Exposed As Massive Credit Card Scam

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Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear

Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear

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Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus

Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus

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Report: Male Hair Loss 7 Times More Painful Than Childbirth

Report: Male Hair Loss 7 Times More Painful Than Childbirth

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Former Lovers Meet In Coffee Shop For One Last Cliché

Former Lovers Meet In Coffee Shop For One Last Cliché

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Shitty Zoo Promoting Hell Out Of New Fruit Bat

Shitty Zoo Promoting Hell Out Of New Fruit Bat

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U.S. Commemorates 9/11 By Toasting Stable Afghan Government From Top Of Freedom Tower

U.S. Commemorates 9/11 By Toasting Stable Afghan Government From Top Of Freedom Tower

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Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

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Everybody Shocked Body Found In Woods Not Justin

Everybody Shocked Body Found In Woods Not Justin

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New Bipartisan Law Would Make Dog Neckerchiefs Mandatory

New Bipartisan Law Would Make Dog Neckerchiefs Mandatory

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Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults

Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults

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Breaking: Jessica Milly To Start Putting Out

Breaking: Jessica Milly To Start Putting Out

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Report: Jessica Milly Has Put Out

Report: Jessica Milly Has Put Out

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  1. Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2011
  2. Report: Majority Of Money Donated At Church Doesn’t Make It To God
  3. Gap Between Rich And Poor Named 8th Wonder Of The World
  4. Study: 89 Percent Of Networking Nonconsensual
  5. Department Of Health And Human Services Recommends Standing At Least Once A Day
  6. Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth
  7. Police Bust Giraffe-Fighting Ring
  8. Future U.S. History Students: ‘It’s Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage’
  9. Senator Honored For Work With Overprivileged Americans
  10. Police Find Adorable Little Skeleton
  11. Embarrassed Republicans Admit They’ve Been Thinking Of Eisenhower Whole Time They’ve Been Praising Reagan
  12. NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
  13. Postal Service Celebrates Another Awesome Day Of Delivering Mail
  14. Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs
  15. Grown Adult Actually Expects To Be Happy
  16. Laid-Back Voices Urging Man To Kill His Family When He Gets A Chance
  17. Continued Existence Of Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism
  18. White House To Hold Second Auditions This Week For Nationwide Production Of ‘Guys And Dolls’
  19. Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He’s Not A Festering Pile Of Shit
  20. Osama Bin Laden Killed While Sitting On Toilet, Nation Likes To Imagine
  21. Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex
  22. Enraged 500-Foot-Tall Bin Laden Rises From Sea, Destroys New York, Washington
  23. Bin Laden Returns To Sea
  24. I Spilled My Soda, Report Nation’s Dopes
  25. Planet Earth Doesn’t Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave
  26. Fire Consumes Big Happy Farm Where Families Send Sick Dogs To Run Free And Play
  27. Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone’s Ever Heard
  28. Tim Pawlenty Shaves Off Every Hair On His Body In Really Weird Campaign Gaffe
  29. Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time
  30. 30 Years Of Man’s Life Disappear In Mysterious ‘Kansas Rectangle’
  31. Nickname To Forever Prevent People From Getting To Know The Real Dumptruck
  32. Vatican Reverses Stance On Gay Marriage After Meeting Tony And Craig
  33. Nation Ready For Its Din Din
  34. Area Woman Excited To Finally Experience Unbearable Loneliness Of Having Her Own Place
  35. Kid Massive
  36. Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System
  37. Laffy Taffy Sponsors Every Cobblestone At 9/11 Memorial
  38. Visa Exposed As Massive Credit Card Scam
  39. Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear
  40. Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus
  41. Report: Male Hair Loss 7 Times More Painful Than Childbirth
  42. Former Lovers Meet In Coffee Shop For One Last Cliché
  43. Shitty Zoo Promoting Hell Out Of New Fruit Bat
  44. U.S. Commemorates 9/11 By Toasting Stable Afghan Government From Top Of Freedom Tower
  45. Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation
  46. Everybody Shocked Body Found In Woods Not Justin
  47. New Bipartisan Law Would Make Dog Neckerchiefs Mandatory
  48. Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults
  49. Breaking: Jessica Milly To Start Putting Out
  50. Report: Jessica Milly Has Put Out