Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2012

Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2012

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Capitol Building Haunted By Spirit Of Killed Piece Of Legislation

Capitol Building Haunted By Spirit Of Killed Piece Of Legislation

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Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior

Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior

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Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’

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Scientists: ‘Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?’

Scientists: ‘Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?’

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New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct

New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct

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Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other

Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other

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Exhausted Sweatshop Worker Just Has To Laugh After Sewing Fingers Together

Exhausted Sweatshop Worker Just Has To Laugh After Sewing Fingers Together

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Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To

Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To

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Supreme Court Justices Drowsily Bid One Another Good Night While Drifting Off To Sleep In Giant Shared Bed

Supreme Court Justices Drowsily Bid One Another Good Night While Drifting Off To Sleep In Giant Shared Bed

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NASA Announces Plans To Put Man On Bus To Cleveland

NASA Announces Plans To Put Man On Bus To Cleveland

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Ahmadinejad Kind Of Getting Back Into Old R.E.M. Again

Ahmadinejad Kind Of Getting Back Into Old R.E.M. Again

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Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter

Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter

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Shadows Meet The Clouds, Gray On Gray, Like Dusty Charcoal On An Ashen Brow, Nation’s Poets Report

Shadows Meet The Clouds, Gray On Gray, Like Dusty Charcoal On An Ashen Brow, Nation’s Poets Report

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Nude Man Who Locked Self Out Of House Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition To Slowly Gathering Crowd

Nude Man Who Locked Self Out Of House Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition To Slowly Gathering Crowd

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Report: Dad Proud Of You; He Won’t Say It, But It’s True

Report: Dad Proud Of You; He Won’t Say It, But It’s True

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Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day

Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day

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Woman, Gay Best Friend Go On Another One Of Their Little Adventures

Woman, Gay Best Friend Go On Another One Of Their Little Adventures

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New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don’t Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem

New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don’t Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem

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‘You Will Die Someday And It Will Be Sad,’ All Man Thinking During Dinner With Parents

‘You Will Die Someday And It Will Be Sad,’ All Man Thinking During Dinner With Parents

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Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich

Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich

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Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations

Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations

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Popeye’s Home Boiglerized

Popeye’s Home Boiglerized

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Pregnant Woman Relieved To Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate

Pregnant Woman Relieved To Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate

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College Newspaper Endorses Barack Obama

College Newspaper Endorses Barack Obama

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GOP Convention To Feature Strong Lineup Of Conservative Women Listeners

GOP Convention To Feature Strong Lineup Of Conservative Women Listeners

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Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Penis

Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Penis

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Blissful Ignorance Commemorated On Annual 9/10 Anniversary

Blissful Ignorance Commemorated On Annual 9/10 Anniversary

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No One Murdered Because Of This Image

No One Murdered Because Of This Image

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Munchstrosity Created In Frito-Layboratory

Munchstrosity Created In Frito-Layboratory

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Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early

Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early

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Newly Unemployed Woman Enjoys Equal Pay For First Time In Career

Newly Unemployed Woman Enjoys Equal Pay For First Time In Career

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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer

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Biden Implores Obama To ‘Rub One Out’ Before Debate

Biden Implores Obama To ‘Rub One Out’ Before Debate

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Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘Ronnie Ferocious’ Persona For Debates

Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘Ronnie Ferocious’ Persona For Debates

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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

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Horrible Boogie Boarding Accident Leaves Man Totally Bummed Below The Neck

Horrible Boogie Boarding Accident Leaves Man Totally Bummed Below The Neck

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Thriving ‘Onion’ Puts Another Print Edition Out Of Business

Thriving ‘Onion’ Puts Another Print Edition Out Of Business

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Cactus Scientists Recommend Drinking 8 Cups Of Water Per Year

Cactus Scientists Recommend Drinking 8 Cups Of Water Per Year

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Pakistani Boy, U.S. Drone Form Unlikely Friendship

Pakistani Boy, U.S. Drone Form Unlikely Friendship

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Defeated Man Victorious

Defeated Man Victorious

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Man Googles Matt Damon’s Address Because, Well, He’s Crazy And Wants To Kill Him

Man Googles Matt Damon’s Address Because, Well, He’s Crazy And Wants To Kill Him

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Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive For 2012

Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive For 2012

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Nation’s Uncles Enter Last Stage Of Prep For Thursday’s Thanksgiving Debates

Nation’s Uncles Enter Last Stage Of Prep For Thursday’s Thanksgiving Debates

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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record

42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record

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Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating ‘Garfield’ Creator Jim Davis

Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating ‘Garfield’ Creator Jim Davis

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Mumford And Sons Can’t Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas

Mumford And Sons Can’t Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas

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Fuck Everything, Nation Reports

Fuck Everything, Nation Reports

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  1. Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2012
  2. Capitol Building Haunted By Spirit Of Killed Piece Of Legislation
  3. Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
  4. Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’
  5. Scientists: ‘Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?’
  6. New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct
  7. Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other
  8. Exhausted Sweatshop Worker Just Has To Laugh After Sewing Fingers Together
  9. Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To
  10. Supreme Court Justices Drowsily Bid One Another Good Night While Drifting Off To Sleep In Giant Shared Bed
  11. NASA Announces Plans To Put Man On Bus To Cleveland
  12. Ahmadinejad Kind Of Getting Back Into Old R.E.M. Again
  13. Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter
  14. Shadows Meet The Clouds, Gray On Gray, Like Dusty Charcoal On An Ashen Brow, Nation’s Poets Report
  15. Nude Man Who Locked Self Out Of House Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition To Slowly Gathering Crowd
  16. Report: Dad Proud Of You; He Won’t Say It, But It’s True
  17. Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day
  18. Woman, Gay Best Friend Go On Another One Of Their Little Adventures
  19. New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don’t Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem
  20. ‘You Will Die Someday And It Will Be Sad,’ All Man Thinking During Dinner With Parents
  21. Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
  22. Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations
  23. Popeye’s Home Boiglerized
  24. Pregnant Woman Relieved To Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate
  25. College Newspaper Endorses Barack Obama
  26. GOP Convention To Feature Strong Lineup Of Conservative Women Listeners
  27. Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Penis
  28. Blissful Ignorance Commemorated On Annual 9/10 Anniversary
  29. No One Murdered Because Of This Image
  30. Munchstrosity Created In Frito-Layboratory
  31. Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early
  32. Newly Unemployed Woman Enjoys Equal Pay For First Time In Career
  33. Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
  34. Biden Implores Obama To ‘Rub One Out’ Before Debate
  35. Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘Ronnie Ferocious’ Persona For Debates
  36. Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
  37. Horrible Boogie Boarding Accident Leaves Man Totally Bummed Below The Neck
  38. Thriving ‘Onion’ Puts Another Print Edition Out Of Business
  39. Cactus Scientists Recommend Drinking 8 Cups Of Water Per Year
  40. Pakistani Boy, U.S. Drone Form Unlikely Friendship
  41. Defeated Man Victorious
  42. Man Googles Matt Damon’s Address Because, Well, He’s Crazy And Wants To Kill Him
  43. Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive For 2012
  44. Nation’s Uncles Enter Last Stage Of Prep For Thursday’s Thanksgiving Debates
  45. 42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record
  46. Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating ‘Garfield’ Creator Jim Davis
  47. Mumford And Sons Can’t Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas
  48. Fuck Everything, Nation Reports