Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2013

Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2013

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Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

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‘I Was One Of Several People Duped,’ Manti Te’o Tells Scarecrow Dressed As Katie Couric

‘I Was One Of Several People Duped,’ Manti Te’o Tells Scarecrow Dressed As Katie Couric

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Roomba Thrown Out Of Home After Being Caught Staring At Sleeping Daughter

Roomba Thrown Out Of Home After Being Caught Staring At Sleeping Daughter

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Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object

Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object

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Danica Patrick Lauded For Breaking Down Barriers For Attractive Women

Danica Patrick Lauded For Breaking Down Barriers For Attractive Women

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Insatiable Water Droplet Barrels Down Windowpane Consuming Everything In Its Path

Insatiable Water Droplet Barrels Down Windowpane Consuming Everything In Its Path

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Battle Of Wits With Unwieldy Burrito Nears Thrilling Endgame

Battle Of Wits With Unwieldy Burrito Nears Thrilling Endgame

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Appearance Of Dennis Rodman Most Normal Thing To Happen In North Korea

Appearance Of Dennis Rodman Most Normal Thing To Happen In North Korea

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Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’

Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’

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Tim Duncan Around If Any Spurs Have Questions About Sequester

Tim Duncan Around If Any Spurs Have Questions About Sequester

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Obama Sarcastically Asks How Israel Afforded Such A Great Missile Defense System

Obama Sarcastically Asks How Israel Afforded Such A Great Missile Defense System

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Jerry Sandusky Pretty Charming In Interview

Jerry Sandusky Pretty Charming In Interview

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Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It’s One Big Joke

Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It’s One Big Joke

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I Guess When My Older Brother Said ‘Let’s Bomb The Boston Marathon,’ I Should Have Said No (By Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev)

I Guess When My Older Brother Said ‘Let’s Bomb The Boston Marathon,’ I Should Have Said No (By Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev)

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Secretary Of Interior Takes Presidential Oath Of Office (‘I Still Can’t Believe The President, Vice President, Speaker Of The House, President Pro Tem, Sec. Of State, Sec. Of The Treasury, Sec. Of Defense, And Attorney General Were All In That Hot-Air Balloon,’ Says New President Sally Jewell)

Secretary Of Interior Takes Presidential Oath Of Office (‘I Still Can’t Believe The President, Vice President, Speaker Of The House, President Pro Tem, Sec. Of State, Sec. Of The Treasury, Sec. Of Defense, And Attorney General Were All In That Hot-Air Balloon,’ Says New President Sally Jewell)

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SPONSORED: Today’s Ku Klux Klan: Back On Top And Ready For The Future

SPONSORED: Today’s Ku Klux Klan: Back On Top And Ready For The Future

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Victorious Tiger Woods: ‘I Hit The Ball Well, My Life Is A Dark And Twisted Struggle, And I Made Some Good Putts’

Victorious Tiger Woods: ‘I Hit The Ball Well, My Life Is A Dark And Twisted Struggle, And I Made Some Good Putts’

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17-Year Cicadas Horrified To Learn About 9/11

17-Year Cicadas Horrified To Learn About 9/11

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The Events Depicted In ‘Star Wars’ Actually Happened To Me (By George Lucas)

The Events Depicted In ‘Star Wars’ Actually Happened To Me (By George Lucas)

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Clear Theme Of Obedient Children Emerging In Father’s Bedtime Stories

Clear Theme Of Obedient Children Emerging In Father’s Bedtime Stories

HUMBOLDT, TN—Citing recent tales such as “Hank the Homework-Before-Dessert Dog,” “Elmer the Don’t-Talk-Back Parrot,” and “Hard Work Is Its Own Reward,” 8-year-old Travis Ferland told reporters Wednesday the theme of obedient children had begun to recur in his father’s bedtime stories. “In last night’s story, Ricky the Raccoon was almost to Pinecone Castle to rescue Princess Porcupine when he suddenly turned around and went home because he realized he had forgotten to ask his dad for permission to go outside,” said Travis, noting that his father had also recently introduced a human character named “Travvie” who, because he wishes to be a big help to his father, chooses to rake leaves without receiving an allowance. “At least it was better than the one about the unicorn who goes on a trip with his parents and does nothing the whole time but sit quietly in the backseat of the car and behave himself.” Travis’ father, Peter Ferland, declined to comment on the bedtime stories and instead asked if his son had been polite or “acted like a little shit” when talking with reporters.

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Just Once I’d Like To Make A Hotel Reservation Without Having To Hear About Someone’s Relative Who Survived The Holocaust (By Elie Wiesel)

Just Once I’d Like To Make A Hotel Reservation Without Having To Hear About Someone’s Relative Who Survived The Holocaust (By Elie Wiesel)

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Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting

Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting

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Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement

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Report: Some Shirts Good, Other Shirts Not Good

Report: Some Shirts Good, Other Shirts Not Good

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Cat Seemed Perfectly Fine Until Point He Bolted Out Of Room

Cat Seemed Perfectly Fine Until Point He Bolted Out Of Room

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Narrow Gaps In Bathroom Stall Doors To Be Widened Monday

Narrow Gaps In Bathroom Stall Doors To Be Widened Monday

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Study: 25-Foot-Tall Asian Women Remain Underrepresented In Media

Study: 25-Foot-Tall Asian Women Remain Underrepresented In Media

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Bricks Goddamn Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Study

Bricks Goddamn Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Study

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Liquor Commercial Featuring Dance Party On Pirate Ship Also Includes Important Message About Responsibility

Liquor Commercial Featuring Dance Party On Pirate Ship Also Includes Important Message About Responsibility

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Weak Little Man Asks For Help

Weak Little Man Asks For Help

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‘Breaking Bad’ Ends With Reveal That Whole Series Was Plot Of Book Marie Shoplifted

‘Breaking Bad’ Ends With Reveal That Whole Series Was Plot Of Book Marie Shoplifted

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David Bowie Asks Iman If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again

David Bowie Asks Iman If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again

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Nude Biden Wakes Up On Cold Slab In D.C. Morgue

Nude Biden Wakes Up On Cold Slab In D.C. Morgue

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Police Investigate Reports Of Local Gay Man Being Dragged Behind Motor Boat

Police Investigate Reports Of Local Gay Man Being Dragged Behind Motor Boat

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Nation’s Pedophiles March On Washington, D.C. Elementary School

Nation’s Pedophiles March On Washington, D.C. Elementary School

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Man Smoking E-Cigarette Must Be Futuristic Bounty Hunter

Man Smoking E-Cigarette Must Be Futuristic Bounty Hunter

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Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog

Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog

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NFL Players Worried Increased Media Scrutiny Could Disrupt Locker Room BDSM Culture

NFL Players Worried Increased Media Scrutiny Could Disrupt Locker Room BDSM Culture

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Open Floor Plan Increases Office Shooter’s Productivity By 95%

Open Floor Plan Increases Office Shooter’s Productivity By 95%

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Deformed Freak Born Without Penis

Deformed Freak Born Without Penis

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Stunned St. Peter’s Square Crowd Overhears Pope Francis Getting Bitched Out By God

Stunned St. Peter’s Square Crowd Overhears Pope Francis Getting Bitched Out By God

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Modern-Day Caligula Orders Everything Bagel

Modern-Day Caligula Orders Everything Bagel

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Meth Actually Not That Bad For You, Report Doctors Dismantling Stereo

Meth Actually Not That Bad For You, Report Doctors Dismantling Stereo

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  1. Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2013
  2. Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
  3. ‘I Was One Of Several People Duped,’ Manti Te’o Tells Scarecrow Dressed As Katie Couric
  4. Roomba Thrown Out Of Home After Being Caught Staring At Sleeping Daughter
  5. Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object
  6. Danica Patrick Lauded For Breaking Down Barriers For Attractive Women
  7. Insatiable Water Droplet Barrels Down Windowpane Consuming Everything In Its Path
  8. Battle Of Wits With Unwieldy Burrito Nears Thrilling Endgame
  9. Appearance Of Dennis Rodman Most Normal Thing To Happen In North Korea
  10. Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’
  11. Tim Duncan Around If Any Spurs Have Questions About Sequester
  12. Obama Sarcastically Asks How Israel Afforded Such A Great Missile Defense System
  13. Jerry Sandusky Pretty Charming In Interview
  14. Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It’s One Big Joke
  15. I Guess When My Older Brother Said ‘Let’s Bomb The Boston Marathon,’ I Should Have Said No (By Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev)
  16. Secretary Of Interior Takes Presidential Oath Of Office (‘I Still Can’t Believe The President, Vice President, Speaker Of The House, President Pro Tem, Sec. Of State, Sec. Of The Treasury, Sec. Of Defense, And Attorney General Were All In That Hot-Air Balloon,’ Says New President Sally Jewell)
  17. SPONSORED: Today’s Ku Klux Klan: Back On Top And Ready For The Future
  18. Victorious Tiger Woods: ‘I Hit The Ball Well, My Life Is A Dark And Twisted Struggle, And I Made Some Good Putts’
  19. 17-Year Cicadas Horrified To Learn About 9/11
  20. The Events Depicted In ‘Star Wars’ Actually Happened To Me (By George Lucas)
  21. Clear Theme Of Obedient Children Emerging In Father’s Bedtime Stories
  22. Just Once I’d Like To Make A Hotel Reservation Without Having To Hear About Someone’s Relative Who Survived The Holocaust (By Elie Wiesel)
  23. Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting
  24. Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
  25. Report: Some Shirts Good, Other Shirts Not Good
  26. Cat Seemed Perfectly Fine Until Point He Bolted Out Of Room
  27. Narrow Gaps In Bathroom Stall Doors To Be Widened Monday
  28. Study: 25-Foot-Tall Asian Women Remain Underrepresented In Media
  29. Bricks Goddamn Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Study
  30. Liquor Commercial Featuring Dance Party On Pirate Ship Also Includes Important Message About Responsibility
  31. Weak Little Man Asks For Help
  32. ‘Breaking Bad’ Ends With Reveal That Whole Series Was Plot Of Book Marie Shoplifted
  33. David Bowie Asks Iman If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again
  34. Nude Biden Wakes Up On Cold Slab In D.C. Morgue
  35. Police Investigate Reports Of Local Gay Man Being Dragged Behind Motor Boat
  36. Nation’s Pedophiles March On Washington, D.C. Elementary School
  37. Man Smoking E-Cigarette Must Be Futuristic Bounty Hunter
  38. Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog
  39. NFL Players Worried Increased Media Scrutiny Could Disrupt Locker Room BDSM Culture
  40. Open Floor Plan Increases Office Shooter’s Productivity By 95%
  41. Deformed Freak Born Without Penis
  42. Stunned St. Peter’s Square Crowd Overhears Pope Francis Getting Bitched Out By God
  43. Modern-Day Caligula Orders Everything Bagel
  44. Meth Actually Not That Bad For You, Report Doctors Dismantling Stereo