Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2014

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Study: This Descended From Wolves

Study: This Descended From Wolves

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Pilot Tells Passengers He’s About To Try Something

Pilot Tells Passengers He’s About To Try Something

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Seahawks To Seattle Fans: ‘Shut The Fuck Up’

Seahawks To Seattle Fans: ‘Shut The Fuck Up’

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Mom Just Called To Say Hi And That She’s Very Sad

Mom Just Called To Say Hi And That She’s Very Sad

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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

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Aaron Eckhart Likes To Make One Frankenstein Movie For Them, One Frankenstein Movie For Himself

Aaron Eckhart Likes To Make One Frankenstein Movie For Them, One Frankenstein Movie For Himself

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Teacher Surprised The 2 Weird Kids Haven’t Hit It Off Yet

Teacher Surprised The 2 Weird Kids Haven’t Hit It Off Yet

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Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day

Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day

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NASCAR Fans Realize Richard Petty May Not Be As Open-Minded As He Looks

NASCAR Fans Realize Richard Petty May Not Be As Open-Minded As He Looks

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Drunken Man Careens Wildly Across Internet

Drunken Man Careens Wildly Across Internet

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Emergency Crews Attempt To Rescue Olympic Figure Skater Who Fell Through Ice

Emergency Crews Attempt To Rescue Olympic Figure Skater Who Fell Through Ice

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German Leaders Quietly Confident They Could Pull Off Another Holocaust If They Ever Really Wanted

German Leaders Quietly Confident They Could Pull Off Another Holocaust If They Ever Really Wanted

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So-Called Christian Has Erection

So-Called Christian Has Erection

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Debate Raging As To Whether Michael Jordan Or LeBron James Biggest Asshole To Ever Play Basketball

Debate Raging As To Whether Michael Jordan Or LeBron James Biggest Asshole To Ever Play Basketball

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Modern Science Still Only Able To Predict One Upcoming Tetris Block

Modern Science Still Only Able To Predict One Upcoming Tetris Block

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Political Cartoonist’s Wife Finds Disturbing Nude Drawings Of Uncle Sam

Political Cartoonist’s Wife Finds Disturbing Nude Drawings Of Uncle Sam

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BREAKING: Imperial Inspector To Arrive By Railcar This Very Afternoon

BREAKING: Imperial Inspector To Arrive By Railcar This Very Afternoon

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Brief Moment Of Lucidity Called Panic Attack

Brief Moment Of Lucidity Called Panic Attack

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Area Mother Doesn’t See Why Thai People Need To Make Food So Spicy

Area Mother Doesn’t See Why Thai People Need To Make Food So Spicy

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‘The Onion’ Offers Richie Incognito A 5-Year, $50 Million Contract

‘The Onion’ Offers Richie Incognito A 5-Year, $50 Million Contract

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Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone

Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone

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Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

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Local Man Not Sure How He Ended Up In Boxing Entourage

Local Man Not Sure How He Ended Up In Boxing Entourage

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Report: Growing Number Of Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Collaborating On Song With Pitbull

Report: Growing Number Of Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Collaborating On Song With Pitbull

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Man Feeling Guilty About Chowing Down At 9/11 Museum Café

Man Feeling Guilty About Chowing Down At 9/11 Museum Café

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Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child

Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child

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Girlfriend, Girlfriend’s Brother Look Way Too Much Alike

Girlfriend, Girlfriend’s Brother Look Way Too Much Alike

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Study Links Drinking While Pregnant To Being At Kid Rock Concert

Study Links Drinking While Pregnant To Being At Kid Rock Concert

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Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again

Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again

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Man’s Anxiety Not About To Let Depression Muscle In On Turf

Man’s Anxiety Not About To Let Depression Muscle In On Turf

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New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic

New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic

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Homosexuality Only Thing Parents Can Accept About Son

Homosexuality Only Thing Parents Can Accept About Son

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Area Woman’s Type Tall, Athletic Men Who Have Already Hurt Her

Area Woman’s Type Tall, Athletic Men Who Have Already Hurt Her

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Grandmother Talking A Big Game About Being Alive Next Year

Grandmother Talking A Big Game About Being Alive Next Year

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Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid

Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid

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Report: 79% Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious

Report: 79% Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious

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Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death

Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death

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New Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Always Knowing What’s Right For Everyone

New Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Always Knowing What’s Right For Everyone

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Death Row Guard Has Always Had A Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones

Death Row Guard Has Always Had A Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones

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3-Day Waiting Period Leads To Far More Feasible Murder Plot

3-Day Waiting Period Leads To Far More Feasible Murder Plot

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Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean

Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean

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Nation Admits It Could Probably Be Talked Into Another War

Nation Admits It Could Probably Be Talked Into Another War

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Teacher Picks Wrong Student To Believe In Every Fucking Year

Teacher Picks Wrong Student To Believe In Every Fucking Year

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Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

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Second-Grader Likes To Save Purple Pills For Last

Second-Grader Likes To Save Purple Pills For Last

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Pathetic, Washed-Up Rock Star On Fifth Decade Of Doing Exactly What He Always Wanted

Pathetic, Washed-Up Rock Star On Fifth Decade Of Doing Exactly What He Always Wanted

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Ira Glass Exhausted From Doing Every Single Voice On ‘This American Life’

Ira Glass Exhausted From Doing Every Single Voice On ‘This American Life’

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Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted

Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted

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Wife Kept Up All Night By Kevin Garnett Talking Trash In Sleep

Wife Kept Up All Night By Kevin Garnett Talking Trash In Sleep

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  1. Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2014
  2. Study: This Descended From Wolves
  3. Pilot Tells Passengers He’s About To Try Something
  4. Seahawks To Seattle Fans: ‘Shut The Fuck Up’
  5. Mom Just Called To Say Hi And That She’s Very Sad
  6. Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
  7. Aaron Eckhart Likes To Make One Frankenstein Movie For Them, One Frankenstein Movie For Himself
  8. Teacher Surprised The 2 Weird Kids Haven’t Hit It Off Yet
  9. Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day
  10. NASCAR Fans Realize Richard Petty May Not Be As Open-Minded As He Looks
  11. Drunken Man Careens Wildly Across Internet
  12. Emergency Crews Attempt To Rescue Olympic Figure Skater Who Fell Through Ice
  13. German Leaders Quietly Confident They Could Pull Off Another Holocaust If They Ever Really Wanted
  14. So-Called Christian Has Erection
  15. Debate Raging As To Whether Michael Jordan Or LeBron James Biggest Asshole To Ever Play Basketball
  16. Modern Science Still Only Able To Predict One Upcoming Tetris Block
  17. Political Cartoonist’s Wife Finds Disturbing Nude Drawings Of Uncle Sam
  18. BREAKING: Imperial Inspector To Arrive By Railcar This Very Afternoon
  19. Brief Moment Of Lucidity Called Panic Attack
  20. Area Mother Doesn’t See Why Thai People Need To Make Food So Spicy
  21. ‘The Onion’ Offers Richie Incognito A 5-Year, $50 Million Contract
  22. Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone
  23. Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty
  24. FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
  25. Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins
  26. Local Man Not Sure How He Ended Up In Boxing Entourage
  27. Report: Growing Number Of Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Collaborating On Song With Pitbull
  28. Man Feeling Guilty About Chowing Down At 9/11 Museum Café
  29. Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child
  30. Girlfriend, Girlfriend’s Brother Look Way Too Much Alike
  31. ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
  32. Study Links Drinking While Pregnant To Being At Kid Rock Concert
  33. Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again
  34. Man’s Anxiety Not About To Let Depression Muscle In On Turf
  35. New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic
  36. Homosexuality Only Thing Parents Can Accept About Son
  37. Area Woman’s Type Tall, Athletic Men Who Have Already Hurt Her
  38. Grandmother Talking A Big Game About Being Alive Next Year
  39. Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid
  40. Report: 79% Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious
  41. Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death
  42. New Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Always Knowing What’s Right For Everyone
  43. Death Row Guard Has Always Had A Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones
  44. 3-Day Waiting Period Leads To Far More Feasible Murder Plot
  45. Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean
  46. Nation Admits It Could Probably Be Talked Into Another War
  47. Teacher Picks Wrong Student To Believe In Every Fucking Year
  48. Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed
  49. Second-Grader Likes To Save Purple Pills For Last
  50. Pathetic, Washed-Up Rock Star On Fifth Decade Of Doing Exactly What He Always Wanted
  51. Ira Glass Exhausted From Doing Every Single Voice On ‘This American Life’
  52. Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted
  53. Wife Kept Up All Night By Kevin Garnett Talking Trash In Sleep