Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2015

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Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2015

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Government Admits It Was Only Behind Destruction Of North Tower

Government Admits It Was Only Behind Destruction Of North Tower

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HR Director Reminds Employees That Any Crying Done At Office Must Be Work-Related

HR Director Reminds Employees That Any Crying Done At Office Must Be Work-Related

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Woman’s Parents Accepting Of Mixed-Attractiveness Relationship

Woman’s Parents Accepting Of Mixed-Attractiveness Relationship

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Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe

Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe

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Lonesome Alito Declares Marriage Only Between A Man And The Sea

Lonesome Alito Declares Marriage Only Between A Man And The Sea

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Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations

Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations

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Chinese Officials Vow To Fix Nation’s Crumbling Reeducation System

Chinese Officials Vow To Fix Nation’s Crumbling Reeducation System

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Bill Belichick Credits Victory To His God

Bill Belichick Credits Victory To His God

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Neighbors Come Together To Watch BMW Owner Struggle In Snow

Neighbors Come Together To Watch BMW Owner Struggle In Snow

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Company To Experiment With Valuing Employees

Company To Experiment With Valuing Employees

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Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities

Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities

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Local Teen Would Choose Gun With Night Vision Laser Scope If He Joined Army

Local Teen Would Choose Gun With Night Vision Laser Scope If He Joined Army

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‘You Are Not Your Job,’ Obama Reminds Himself Throughout Shower

‘You Are Not Your Job,’ Obama Reminds Himself Throughout Shower

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Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch

Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch

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Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence To Spill Over To

Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence To Spill Over To

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Loyal Senator Still Lying Patiently In Spot Where Beloved Bill Died

Loyal Senator Still Lying Patiently In Spot Where Beloved Bill Died

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Report: Whites More Likely To Be Named CEOs Than Equally Sociopathic Black Candidates

Report: Whites More Likely To Be Named CEOs Than Equally Sociopathic Black Candidates

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Older Prostitute Explains To Younger Prostitute Who Richard Belzer Is, What He Expects

Older Prostitute Explains To Younger Prostitute Who Richard Belzer Is, What He Expects

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Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation

Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation

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Oh God, Teacher Arranged Desks In Giant Circle

Oh God, Teacher Arranged Desks In Giant Circle

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Report: White House Officials Deliberately Hid FDR’s Mechanical Spider Legs From Public

Report: White House Officials Deliberately Hid FDR’s Mechanical Spider Legs From Public

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Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One

Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One

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Experts Say Best Option Now Is Keeping Nation As Comfortable As Possible Till End

Experts Say Best Option Now Is Keeping Nation As Comfortable As Possible Till End

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Report: San Francisco To Shut Doors Over Rising Rent

Report: San Francisco To Shut Doors Over Rising Rent

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Serial Killer Admits He’s Lost Track Of Pattern He Was Going For Originally

Serial Killer Admits He’s Lost Track Of Pattern He Was Going For Originally

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash

Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash

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Obama Practices Defiant Speech To Aliens Late At Night Behind Oval Office Desk

Obama Practices Defiant Speech To Aliens Late At Night Behind Oval Office Desk

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New Seaworld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation

New Seaworld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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I Am Fun — By Hillary Clinton

I Am Fun — By Hillary Clinton

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Customer Who Declined Initial Offer Of Assistance Comes Crawling Back

Customer Who Declined Initial Offer Of Assistance Comes Crawling Back

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Study Finds Controlled Washington, D.C. Wildfires Crucial For Restoring Healthy Political Environment

Study Finds Controlled Washington, D.C. Wildfires Crucial For Restoring Healthy Political Environment

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Roger Goodell Quietly Says Goodnight To Hallway Of NFL Greats’ Chemically Preserved Bodies

Roger Goodell Quietly Says Goodnight To Hallway Of NFL Greats’ Chemically Preserved Bodies

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Relationship Experts Recommend Single Women Try Bathing In Open Stream Until Suitor Glimpses Them Through Trees

Relationship Experts Recommend Single Women Try Bathing In Open Stream Until Suitor Glimpses Them Through Trees

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Nation Satisfied As Selena Gomez Completes Transition Into Sexualized Plaything

Nation Satisfied As Selena Gomez Completes Transition Into Sexualized Plaything

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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