Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2016

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Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party

Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party

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Corn Added To List Of Items That Upset Grandma’s Stomach

Corn Added To List Of Items That Upset Grandma’s Stomach

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Nation Shudders To Think How Mad NRA Would Be If Obama Actually Proposed Meaningful Gun Control

Nation Shudders To Think How Mad NRA Would Be If Obama Actually Proposed Meaningful Gun Control

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Middle-Aged Man In Gym Locker Room Puts Shirt On Before Underwear

Middle-Aged Man In Gym Locker Room Puts Shirt On Before Underwear

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Area Man Would Hate Cam Newton Even If He Was Different Minority

Area Man Would Hate Cam Newton Even If He Was Different Minority

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Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle

Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle

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Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring

Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring

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Sanders Campaign Headquarters Smashed Up By Gang Of Pinkerton Union Busters

Sanders Campaign Headquarters Smashed Up By Gang Of Pinkerton Union Busters

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Obama Transformed Into 20-Foot-Tall Monster President After Being Doused With Job-Growth Chemical

Obama Transformed Into 20-Foot-Tall Monster President After Being Doused With Job-Growth Chemical

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Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker

Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker

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Mom Wants To Know If You’ll Be Free If She Visits 14 Months From Now

Mom Wants To Know If You’ll Be Free If She Visits 14 Months From Now

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Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat

Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat

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Clinton Campaign Treasurer Crushed To Death After Stack Of Campaign Funds Topples Over

Clinton Campaign Treasurer Crushed To Death After Stack Of Campaign Funds Topples Over

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ExxonMobil CEO Relieved It Finally Too Late To Do Anything About Climate Change

ExxonMobil CEO Relieved It Finally Too Late To Do Anything About Climate Change

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Lakers Players Curious What It Must Be Like To Be Inspired By Kobe Bryant

Lakers Players Curious What It Must Be Like To Be Inspired By Kobe Bryant

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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

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Nation Too Sad To Fuck Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted

Nation Too Sad To Fuck Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted

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Report: 750,000 Americans Die Each Year During First Attempt To Get Back In Shape

Report: 750,000 Americans Die Each Year During First Attempt To Get Back In Shape

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Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest

Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest

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Tim Duncan Sternly Reminds Spurs About Maximum Occupancy Limit Of Locker Room

Tim Duncan Sternly Reminds Spurs About Maximum Occupancy Limit Of Locker Room

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Family Chooses Different Dog Than Reincarnated Grandfather

Family Chooses Different Dog Than Reincarnated Grandfather

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New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App

New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App

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Obama Discovers Telepathic Connection With Military Drone In Afghanistan

Obama Discovers Telepathic Connection With Military Drone In Afghanistan

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Man Getting Futon All Dolled Up For Craigslist Photo Shoot

Man Getting Futon All Dolled Up For Craigslist Photo Shoot

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‘I’m A Trump-Era Conservative,’ Says Horrifying Man 25 Years From Now

‘I’m A Trump-Era Conservative,’ Says Horrifying Man 25 Years From Now

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Pregnant Women Asked To Leave Convention Hall During Ted Cruz Speech For Safety Of Developing Fetuses

Pregnant Women Asked To Leave Convention Hall During Ted Cruz Speech For Safety Of Developing Fetuses

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Man Entirely Different Misogynist Online Than In Real Life

Man Entirely Different Misogynist Online Than In Real Life

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Biden Busted In DNC Parking Lot Selling Bootleg ‘I’m With Her’ T-Shirts

Biden Busted In DNC Parking Lot Selling Bootleg ‘I’m With Her’ T-Shirts

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God Loses Tip Of Finger In Black Hole Accident

God Loses Tip Of Finger In Black Hole Accident

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Jury Finds Man Guilty Of Murdering Wife And Children, But Gets It

Jury Finds Man Guilty Of Murdering Wife And Children, But Gets It

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Pope Francis Beats Confession Out Of Uncooperative Catholic

Pope Francis Beats Confession Out Of Uncooperative Catholic

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Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

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New Study Finds Unplanned Pregnancies Continuing To Decline In Bruce Springsteen Lyrics

New Study Finds Unplanned Pregnancies Continuing To Decline In Bruce Springsteen Lyrics

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Former WWE Wrestler Found Alive At 44

Former WWE Wrestler Found Alive At 44

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Black Man Blissfully Unaware His Name Going To Be Hashtag By End Of Week

Black Man Blissfully Unaware His Name Going To Be Hashtag By End Of Week

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‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Donald Trump’s Tax Returns And Has Chosen To Destroy Them

‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Donald Trump’s Tax Returns And Has Chosen To Destroy Them

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Woman Worried She Doing Bad Job Enjoying Massage

Woman Worried She Doing Bad Job Enjoying Massage

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Area Man A Staunch Single-Gender Voter

Area Man A Staunch Single-Gender Voter

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Millions Of Drunk Cubs Fans Rioting In Heaven Following World Series Win

Millions Of Drunk Cubs Fans Rioting In Heaven Following World Series Win

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Nation Puts 2016 Election Into Perspective By Reminding Itself Some Species Of Sea Turtles Get Eaten By Birds Just Seconds After They Hatch

Nation Puts 2016 Election Into Perspective By Reminding Itself Some Species Of Sea Turtles Get Eaten By Birds Just Seconds After They Hatch

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Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’

Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’

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Nation Elects First Black-Hearted President

Nation Elects First Black-Hearted President

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Debating Whether To Cancel Winter Vacation Climbing K2

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Debating Whether To Cancel Winter Vacation Climbing K2

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Report: Banana Still Most Popular Fruit For Pretending To Receive Phone Call

Report: Banana Still Most Popular Fruit For Pretending To Receive Phone Call

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City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

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  1. Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2016
  2. Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party
  3. Corn Added To List Of Items That Upset Grandma’s Stomach
  4. Nation Shudders To Think How Mad NRA Would Be If Obama Actually Proposed Meaningful Gun Control
  5. Middle-Aged Man In Gym Locker Room Puts Shirt On Before Underwear
  6. Area Man Would Hate Cam Newton Even If He Was Different Minority
  7. Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle
  8. Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring
  9. Sanders Campaign Headquarters Smashed Up By Gang Of Pinkerton Union Busters
  10. Obama Transformed Into 20-Foot-Tall Monster President After Being Doused With Job-Growth Chemical
  11. Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker
  12. Mom Wants To Know If You’ll Be Free If She Visits 14 Months From Now
  13. Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat
  14. Clinton Campaign Treasurer Crushed To Death After Stack Of Campaign Funds Topples Over
  15. ExxonMobil CEO Relieved It Finally Too Late To Do Anything About Climate Change
  16. Lakers Players Curious What It Must Be Like To Be Inspired By Kobe Bryant
  17. Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising
  18. Nation Too Sad To Fuck Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted
  19. Report: 750,000 Americans Die Each Year During First Attempt To Get Back In Shape
  20. Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest
  21. Tim Duncan Sternly Reminds Spurs About Maximum Occupancy Limit Of Locker Room
  22. Family Chooses Different Dog Than Reincarnated Grandfather
  23. New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App
  24. Obama Discovers Telepathic Connection With Military Drone In Afghanistan
  25. Man Getting Futon All Dolled Up For Craigslist Photo Shoot
  26. ‘I’m A Trump-Era Conservative,’ Says Horrifying Man 25 Years From Now
  27. Pregnant Women Asked To Leave Convention Hall During Ted Cruz Speech For Safety Of Developing Fetuses
  28. Man Entirely Different Misogynist Online Than In Real Life
  29. Biden Busted In DNC Parking Lot Selling Bootleg ‘I’m With Her’ T-Shirts
  30. God Loses Tip Of Finger In Black Hole Accident
  31. Jury Finds Man Guilty Of Murdering Wife And Children, But Gets It
  32. Pope Francis Beats Confession Out Of Uncooperative Catholic
  33. Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands
  34. New Study Finds Unplanned Pregnancies Continuing To Decline In Bruce Springsteen Lyrics
  35. Former WWE Wrestler Found Alive At 44
  36. Black Man Blissfully Unaware His Name Going To Be Hashtag By End Of Week
  37. ‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Donald Trump’s Tax Returns And Has Chosen To Destroy Them
  38. Woman Worried She Doing Bad Job Enjoying Massage
  39. Area Man A Staunch Single-Gender Voter
  40. Millions Of Drunk Cubs Fans Rioting In Heaven Following World Series Win
  41. Nation Puts 2016 Election Into Perspective By Reminding Itself Some Species Of Sea Turtles Get Eaten By Birds Just Seconds After They Hatch
  42. Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’
  43. Nation Elects First Black-Hearted President
  44. Ruth Bader Ginsburg Debating Whether To Cancel Winter Vacation Climbing K2
  45. Report: Banana Still Most Popular Fruit For Pretending To Receive Phone Call
  46. City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets