After leaving his job as a White House senior counselor, Obama aide John Podesta said that his biggest failure on the job was not succeeding in efforts to make the federal government declassify its files on aliens and Area 51 and tell the nation exactly what it knows about extraterrestrials. What do you think?

“Yeah, but that’s the kind of boilerplate thing you have to say when quitting a job.”

Michael Harwood • Gift Bag Filler


“If it makes him feel any better, I’ve never succeeded in getting the government to reveal what it knows about UFOs either.”

John Tolan • Unemployed

“Working for the government and still believing in something after 20 years is still quite an accomplishment.”

Kelly Randall • Hardwood Floor Consultant