Authorities reported that a hippopotamus descended from animals illegally brought to Colombia by the late drug kingpin Pablo Escobar has died in a collision with an SUV on a highway near Escobar’s hacienda. What do you think?
“Hopefully they’ll someday manufacture hippos that can withstand those kinds of collisions.”
Michelle Raye, Systems Analyst
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“Yeah, you’re not supposed to hit them with your car.”
Anthony Lopes, Neighborhood Investigator
“Reserving judgment until we discover who had the right of way.”
Scott Castellano, Backbend Instructor