Alaska governor Sarah Palin turned over executive control of the state to Sean Parnell, saying that if she served a lame duck year in the office, it would not benefit anyone. What do you think?
“Beautiful, a liar, and a quitter. God, I haven’t been this aroused by the thought of a woman in two years.”
Charles Mann • Bias-Binding Cutter
“Nothing can distract her laser focus from the ultimate prize: the Fields Medal.”
Dawn Pitkin • Garment Inspector
"With this Sean Parnell guy coming in, at least they won't have to change the initials carved into the caribou-antler throne that has served as the ceremonial seat of Alaskan governors since 1959."
Pat Wasserstrom • Honey Extractor