After five disappointing false pregnancies, Mei Xiang, the female panda at the National Zoo in Washington, D.C., gave birth to a four-ounce cub last night, stunning zoo officials. What do you think?
“May mother and child enjoy many years of being gawked at in a cage.”
Gene Tanchauco • Systems Analyst
“I’ll give a shit once the cub looks cute and furry and not like a wiggling piece of sausage.”
Sage Ralston • Shuttle Bus Driver
“Did it sneeze? Don’t bother me until it sneezes.”
Jayne Caefer • Air-Conditioning Mechanic