The Vatican’s College of Cardinals convened the papal conclave today, beginning the process of selecting the Roman Catholic Church’s 266th pope. What do you think?

“To be honest, I was pretty disappointed by the first 265 popes. But I have a really good feeling about this one.”

Martin Garr • Disc Jockey


“Conclaves are a sham, man. Everyone knows that corporations choose the pope.”

Elizabeth Sutton • Dog Breeder

“Can you imagine spending hours and hours in a room with those old guys just talking pope stuff all day? So awesome.”

Conrad Osgood • Beekeeper