MINNEAPOLIS—Embodying the purest ideals of gallantry and courtesy, local man Greg Boyce, a living paragon of chivalrous virtue, reportedly allowed his date to take the last mozzarella stick while out to eat Tuesday evening. “All yours,” said the champion of knightly nobility, embracing the ancient mores of charity and graciousness by asserting that he had already eaten five of the succulent appetizers, and even claiming that he had not in fact been reaching for the remaining hors d'oeuvre just seconds earlier. “No, seriously, I’m good. Go for it.” At press time, the veritable Sir Galahad was continuing to stand for the vaunted principles of his courtly station by only taking a couple of bites of his fair lady’s dessert.

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