A Tennessee far-right pastor hosted a book burning event, encouraging parishioners to toss books like Harry Potter and Twilight, as well as tarot cards and “voodoo dolls and crystals” into a fire to denounce what he described as “demonic” materials.” What do you think?
“I know this is better for the environment, but I’d still prefer a more traditional book burial.”
Tessa Dreyer, Ayurvedic Practitioner
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“I’ll bring my demonic hot dogs and marshmallows!”
Brad Schrager, Satisfaction Analyst
“Classic mistake. Demons love fire.”
Norman Furano, Abstract Orthodontist