Paul Ryan Will Not Seek Reelection

Speaker Paul D. Ryan announced Wednesday that he will not seek reelection in November, ending his brief tenure in the House of Representatives and likely kicking off a battle for his successor. What do you think?

“Don’t get too excited. This could just be another one of his great-sounding promises he fails to follow through on.”

Jerome Hatfield • Lettuce Wilter


“Love him or hate him, he’ll go down in history as a person who was speaker.”

Lenora Catsby • Tantric Psychiatrist

“I’m sure he can retire comfortably knowing he did a job.”

Andrew Sutherland • Rock Garden Demolisher