Pediatricians are warning parents against “smart” baby monitor products like onesies that gauge vital signs and report them to parents’ smartphones, as they are not yet approved by the FDA and can lead to overreaction and unnecessary medical testing on healthy babies. What do you think?


“I don’t know. I’m just more comfortable when my baby’s hooked up to something.”

Felix Dunham • Face Blurrer

“What kind of terribly disaffected times are we living in when parents aren’t simply standing over their children’s cribs 24 hours a day?”

Harvey Butterfield • Hammer Polisher

“Okay. I’ll wait for the implant.”

Kaylin Gerber • Knee Surgeon