Pelosi Suggests Trump Committed Bribery

In a notable escalation of the House Minority Leader’s rhetoric, Nancy Pelosi suggested President Trump committed bribery in his dealings with the Ukrainian president, an impeachable offense as outlined in Article II of the Constitution. What do you think?

“Bribery may be an impeachable offense in Article 2, but I bet Article 3 apologizes for the confusion and takes it back.”

Sam Meyers • Griddle Technician

“Can’t we just cut off one of his hands and be done with it?”

Kasper Hooper • Shampoo-Conditioner Mixer

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“I understand we’re in an unprecedented constitutional crisis, but there’s no need to go so far as to suggest things.”

Hanan Sinclair • Number Compiler

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