Pentagon Allows Women To Serve On Front Lines

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta announced today the removal of a 1994 Pentagon rule that banned women from officially serving on the front lines. What do you think?

“Oh, man. I can’t wait to see the look on an insurgent’s face when a soldier removes their helmet to reveal long, flowing blonde hair.”

Thomas Dockstader • Unemployed


“In fairness, women were kinda shit back in 1994.”

Rocky LaPoint • Hand Loom Weaver

“Would it have killed them to let us enjoy the whole gay thing a little longer?”

Xavier Pennington • Sole Blacker