Pentagon Has U.F.O. Hunting Program

The Defense Department has been investing $22 million per year into investigating unidentified flying objects, a New York Times report found, contradicting government statements that the program was shut down in 2012. What do you think?

“I knew it! The Pentagon exists!” 

Fred Dalton • Wishing Well Technician


“It’s like a real-life X-Files where all the Mulders must’ve been extremely disappointed all the time.”

Harriet Samson • Pistachio Sheller

“Surely there are more productive wastes of taxpayer money.”

Nick Broderick • Confetti Organizer