According to a study by Danish researchers, men and women who do not have children are at increased risk of dying early when compared to those who have kids. What do you think?

“Do they have to be my own children or will any old kid I find work?”
Conor Keely • Crane Operator

“I was just wondering why my parents were still alive.”
Janette Leganger • Flavoring Maker
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“So how many more cigarettes can I smoke every year per kid?”
Arnie Hammerstrom • Copperplate Engraver