Pete Buttigieg Jumps To First Place In Iowa

Demonstrating a dramatic ability to surge in support in the crucial election state, Mayor Pete Buttigieg took a commanding 10% lead over rivals Senators Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders and former Vice President Joe Biden, who are tied in a dead heat at 15%. What do you think?

“And it’s precisely Iowa’s kingmaking that eventually led to the elections of Presidents Harkin and Cruz.”

Danny Andrews • Crème Brûlée Cracker


“This proves that Iowans can eventually start to like people.”

Kevin Mays • Fish Advocate

“But how well does he do with Iowans in South Carolina?”

Sarah O’Reilly • Peanut Sheller