Manchester Metropolitan University is partnering with Pizza Hut to offer an apprenticeship program for students to spend time both in the classroom and at actual Pizza Hut locations, studying financial analysis, food production, and restaurant management. What do you think?


“Yeah, but how many of these kids will actually be able to land a position at Pizza Hut after graduation?”

Toby Cafferty • Asphalt Mixer

“Right, like I’m going to entrust my son’s pizza education to the institution that brought us the P’Zone.”

Alicia Goodman • Condiment Wholesaler

“See? You don’t have to pay Hamburger University–level tuition to get a good education.”

Larry Ardmore • Chinchilla Behaviorist