A man has been arrested for opening an emergency exit door on a commercial flight as it was landing in South Korea, telling police that he felt suffocated and was trying to get off the plane quickly. What do you think?

“When I feel suffocated, I get blackout drunk like a normal person.”
Jay Alden, Systems Analyst

“Jumping out of a plane is still safer than jumping out of a car.”
Brenda Kaminsky, Upholstery Critic
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“Must have forgotten something at home.”
Eric Nasuti, Professional Incentiviser