Police Chief Apologizes To Minorities For Mistreatment

The president of the International Association of Chiefs of Police apologized at a press conference this week to all communities of color who have historically been the disproportionate target of mistreatment by police. What do you think?

“I’m glad that ugly business is finally behind us.”

Donna Brixel • Barnacle Scraper


“This is a good first step. The second one should be a direct apology to me for that ridiculous $60 ticket I got for barely rolling a stop sign.”

Stefan Donaldson • Yogurt Stirrer

“Oh, so now we’re just supposed to apologize for every deeply ingrained bias we possess and regularly act upon?”

Chet Gandall • Cheese Colorist