Police: John Boehner's Country Club Bartender Planned To Poison Him

A former bartender at John Boehner's country club was arrested after reporting to police that he planned to poison the House Speaker by putting something in his drink, saying he believed the top Republican was responsible for Ebola. What do you think?

“Yeah, you meet a lot of interesting characters working in hospitality.”

Kevin Finlay • Systems Analyst


"This man's mental illness sure makes for a wacky story!"

George Dobrin • Shuttle Driver

"I'm sure Boehner's smart enough to do the napkin-over-the-drink thing."

Karen Wachtler • Budget Approver