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Timeline Of Joe Biden’s First Year In Office

Joe Biden has completed the first year of his presidency, a tenure that has seen its share of controversy and political gridlock. The Onion looks at the highlights of President Biden’s first year in office.

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Poll: Average U.S. Horse Still Prefers Carrot To Photo Of Biden

ASBURY PARK, NJ—In the latest indicator of the commander in chief’s waning popularity, a new Rasmussen poll released Monday showed that the average U.S. horse still overwhelmingly preferred a carrot to a photo of President Joe Biden. “A staggering…

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Congress Preparing For Another January 6 By Enrolling In Group Karate Class

WASHINGTON—Nervously fiddling with their new white belts as they waited for their instructor in the training hall, U.S. Congress members reportedly prepared for another Jan. 6 on Thursday by participating in a group class at the D.C.-area True…

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Nancy Pelosi Introduces Landmark Legislation To Provide Aid For Struggling Personal Stock Portfolio

WASHINGTON—In an effort to revive her lagging capital gains, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi introduced a landmark piece of legislation Thursday that would appropriate federal funds to provide aid for her struggling personal stock portfolio. “This…

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Is It Ethical For Prenatal Testing To Tell You If Your Baby Will Be Too Annoying To Love?

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We Invited Logan Paul And BTS To Collab On A Video With Us And They Crashed Into Each Other On The Way Over

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How Do Self-Driving Cars Avoid Driving Straight To The Beach?

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Poll: Average U.S. Horse Still Prefers Carrot To Photo Of Biden

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Congress Preparing For Another January 6 By Enrolling In Group Karate Class

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Biden Vows Not To Forget Lessons Of January 6: ‘We Must Hang Mike Pence’

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U.S. Democracy Under Siege After Tech Lobbyist Invites Some Senators To Dinner

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Timeline Of Joe Biden’s First Year In Office

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Nancy Pelosi Introduces Landmark Legislation To Provide Aid For Struggling Personal Stock Portfolio

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Must-Read Reflections On The January 6 Capitol Riot

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Congressional Democrats Put On Elaborate 4th Of July Pageant To Teach Republicans Importance Of Democracy

WASHINGTON—In an effort to educate the opposition party on the true value of civic engagement, congressional Democrats staged an elaborate 4th of July pageant Friday in an effort to teach their Republican colleagues the importance of democracy.

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Paid Leave Struck Down By People Who Do Combined 4 Hours Of Work Annually

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Colin Powell, Presumably Wanted Fugitive Whose Location Must Have Been Unknown For Last 15 Years, Dead At 84

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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DeSantis Threatens To Cut Hospital Funding If Surgeons Keep Wearing Masks

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Senators Explain What Gun Control Means To Them

“I’m against outsourcing any job that can be better accomplished by these American fists.”

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