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Image for Maggie Haberman Climbs Out From Trump’s Folds

Maggie Haberman Climbs Out From Trump’s Folds

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Republicans Explain Why They Voted Against The Electoral Reform Bill

After the House of Representatives passed a bill to strengthen the presidential certification process, The Onion asked Republicans who voted against it why they oppose reforming the Electoral Count Act.

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John Fetterman Offers Voters Medical Transparency By Ripping Heart Out Of Chest

LANCASTER, PA—Responding to growing demands from critics that he address ongoing concerns about his health, U.S. Senate candidate John Fetterman reportedly offered voters full medical transparency at a rally Wednesday by ripping his heart out of…

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‘I’m Mr. Q The Pedophile Or Whatever,’ Trump Says In Half-Assed Attempt To Pander To QAnon

YOUNGSTOWN, OH—Addressing a rally this week with a lazy attempt to appeal to his supporters, former President Donald Trump said, ‘I’m Mr. Q the pedophile or whatever,” in a half-assed attempt to pander to QAnon. “Yeah, that’s right, it’s me, Mr. Q,…

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John Fetterman Offers Voters Medical Transparency By Ripping Heart Out Of Chest

LANCASTER, PA—Responding to growing demands from critics that he address ongoing concerns about his health, U.S. Senate candidate John Fetterman reportedly offered voters full medical transparency at a rally Wednesday by ripping his heart out of…

Image for ‘I’m Mr. Q The Pedophile Or Whatever,’ Trump Says In Half-Assed Attempt To Pander To QAnon

‘I’m Mr. Q The Pedophile Or Whatever,’ Trump Says In Half-Assed Attempt To Pander To QAnon

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Far-Right Republican Wondering What He Has To Do To Get Media To Stop Calling Him Moderate

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Greg Abbott Sends Hundreds Of Migrants To DeSantis’ House To Teach Him Lesson About Stealing Idea

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What To Know About Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip

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Congressional Democrats Put On Elaborate 4th Of July Pageant To Teach Republicans Importance Of Democracy

WASHINGTON—In an effort to educate the opposition party on the true value of civic engagement, congressional Democrats staged an elaborate 4th of July pageant Friday in an effort to teach their Republican colleagues the importance of democracy.

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Image for Maggie Haberman Climbs Out From Trump’s Folds

Maggie Haberman Climbs Out From Trump’s Folds

Image for Climate Bill Allocates $3 Billion To Paint Snowy Peaks Onto Mountains

Climate Bill Allocates $3 Billion To Paint Snowy Peaks Onto Mountains

Image for Landmark Climate Bill Incinerated By Historic Heatwave Before Biden Can Sign It

Landmark Climate Bill Incinerated By Historic Heatwave Before Biden Can Sign It

Image for Jill Biden Doubles Down By Comparing Armenians To Byorek

Jill Biden Doubles Down By Comparing Armenians To Byorek

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Republicans Explain Why They Voted Against The Electoral Reform Bill

After the House of Representatives passed a bill to strengthen the presidential certification process, The Onion asked Republicans who voted against it why they oppose reforming the Electoral Count Act.

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