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Pundits Warn Midterms Could Spell Doom For Democrats After Beto O’Rourke Announces Candidacy In Every Race In Country

WASHINGTON—Calling a catastrophic midterm outcome “all but certain” for Democrats, political pundits were sounding the alarm Friday after Beto O’Rourke announced his candidacy in every race in the country. “Beto is a very vulnerable candidate, and…

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Buttigieg Brushes Up On Honking For Upcoming Talks With Nation’s Big Rigs

WASHINGTON—His lips flaring as he forced the loud blasts out of his lungs, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg reportedly brushed up on his honking Thursday in preparation for an important conference with the nation’s big rigs. “If we’re ever…

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Hillary Clinton Receives $225,000 Speaking Fee For Telling Grandson Bedtime Story

NEW YORK—According to tax filings obtained from the Clinton Foundation, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton received a $225,000 speaking fee Wednesday night for telling her grandson a bedtime story. “This was a standard payment to…

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What To Know About Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill

Gov. Ron DeSantis recently signed Florida’s “Parental Rights in Education” House Bill 1557 into law amid a firestorm of controversy. The Onion answers common questions about the legislation, which opponents have termed the “Don’t Say Gay” bill.

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Putin Pleased As Plot To Ruin Russian Economy, Destroy International Standing Goes Exactly To Plan

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Texas Bans Consensual Sex

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Doctor Reacts To Video Of His Own Death

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The Sun: You Don’t Want To Be Around When This Thing Blows Up

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Pundits Warn Midterms Could Spell Doom For Democrats After Beto O’Rourke Announces Candidacy In Every Race In Country

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Buttigieg Brushes Up On Honking For Upcoming Talks With Nation’s Big Rigs

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Hillary Clinton Receives $225,000 Speaking Fee For Telling Grandson Bedtime Story

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White House Press Secretary Asks Reporter Chanting ‘Kill, Kill, Kill’ If He Has An Actual Question

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What To Know About Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill

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Ginni Thomas And History’s Most Controversial Political Spouses

Biden’s First State Of The Union: What To Expect

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Congressional Democrats Put On Elaborate 4th Of July Pageant To Teach Republicans Importance Of Democracy

WASHINGTON—In an effort to educate the opposition party on the true value of civic engagement, congressional Democrats staged an elaborate 4th of July pageant Friday in an effort to teach their Republican colleagues the importance of democracy.

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Iowa Governor Delivers State Of The Union Response In Form Of Casserole

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Paid Leave Struck Down By People Who Do Combined 4 Hours Of Work Annually

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Colin Powell, Presumably Wanted Fugitive Whose Location Must Have Been Unknown For Last 15 Years, Dead At 84

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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Timeline Of Putin’s Rise To Power

Putin’s parents decide to try for an evil megalomaniac.

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