PoliticsBiden Casually Tells National Prayer Breakfast He’s Been To Heaven Several TimesWASHINGTON—As he transitioned from an anecdote about how his personal faith had allowed him to overcome many hardships in life, President Joe Biden casually mentioned during the National Prayer Breakfast Thursday that he had been to heaven several…
PoliticsKamala Harris Asks Communications Assistant If She Can Take Them Out For Coffee And Pick Their Brain SometimeWASHINGTON—In an effort to expand her professional network, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly asked a White House communications assistant Tuesday if she could take them out for coffee and pick their brain sometime. “I’ve always been super…
News In BriefMatt Gaetz Accuses Roblox Of Silencing Conservative VoicesWASHINGTON—Claiming that he had been systematically banned from playing games, purchasing Robux, or communicating with other users due to his political beliefs, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) told reporters Wednesday he had evidence that Roblox was actively…
InfographicTrump, Biden, Pence, Probably Fucking Dan Quayle At This Point, And Classified Documents: What You Need To KnowThe recent discoveries of classified documents at the homes of President Joe Biden and former Vice President Mike Pence, coming on the heels of the FBI’s seizure of classified documents from former President Donald Trump’s residence in August 2022,…
InfographicCongress’ Agenda For The Next Two YearsThe 2022 midterms saw Republicans gain control of the House and the Democrats add one seat to their slim Senate majority, giving rise to concern that a divided Congress will be unable to address the nation’s most pressing issues. The Onion looks at…
InfographicHow The House Speaker Is ElectedWith a group of Republicans holding out against the candidacy of Rep. Kevin McCarthy, the election of a new House speaker has hit a stalemate, and the House cannot begin business until a speaker is chosen. The Onion takes a step-by-step look at how…
NewsCongressional Democrats Put On Elaborate 4th Of July Pageant To Teach Republicans Importance Of DemocracyWASHINGTON—In an effort to educate the opposition party on the true value of civic engagement, congressional Democrats staged an elaborate 4th of July pageant Friday in an effort to teach their Republican colleagues the importance of democracy.
SlideshowSenators React To Kyrsten Sinema Leaving Democratic PartyArizona senator Kyrsten Sinema recently switched party affiliations and registered as an Independent. The Onion asked U.S. senators what they thought of the move, and here’s what they said.
