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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

Democrats Face New Hurdle After Republicans Gerrymander All Left-Leaning Voters Into Single House District

Democrats Face New Hurdle After Republicans Gerrymander All Left-Leaning Voters Into Single House District

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Slideshow

Members Of Congress Who Tested Positive For Covid-19 And How They Got It

Members Of Congress Who Tested Positive For Covid-19 And How They Got It

News In Photos

DeSantis Threatens To Cut Hospital Funding If Surgeons Keep Wearing Masks

DeSantis Threatens To Cut Hospital Funding If Surgeons Keep Wearing Masks

Biden To Continue Unpopular Trump-Obama-Bush-Clinton-Bush-Reagan-Carter-Ford-Nixon-Era Policy

Biden To Continue Unpopular Trump-Obama-Bush-Clinton-Bush-Reagan-Carter-Ford-Nixon-Era Policy

Frightened Matt Gaetz Tucks Legs Up As Federal Agents Search Middle School Girls’ Bathroom Stalls

Frightened Matt Gaetz Tucks Legs Up As Federal Agents Search Middle School Girls’ Bathroom Stalls

Infographic

A Timeline Of U.S.–Haiti Relations

A Timeline Of U.S.–Haiti Relations

What To Know About Trump’s Justice Department Seeking Info On His Enemies

What To Know About Trump’s Justice Department Seeking Info On His Enemies

News

Congressional Democrats Put On Elaborate 4th Of July Pageant To Teach Republicans Importance Of Democracy

Congressional Democrats Put On Elaborate 4th Of July Pageant To Teach Republicans Importance Of Democracy

By the Numbers

Gun Violence In America: By The Numbers

Gun Violence In America: By The Numbers

The Johnson & Johnson Vaccine By The Numbers

The Johnson & Johnson Vaccine By The Numbers

Space Debris By The Numbers

Space Debris By The Numbers

Marijuana

‘The Onion’ Endorses Legal Marijuana

‘The Onion’ Endorses Legal Marijuana

Glossary Of Terms

Glossary Of Terms

A Timeline Of Marijuana

A Timeline Of Marijuana

Onion Fact Checks

Onion Fact Check: Trump's State Of The Union

Onion Fact Check: Trump's State Of The Union

Onion Fact Check: Trump’s Speech To The UN General Assembly

Onion Fact Check: Trump’s Speech To The UN General Assembly

Onion Fact Checks: Trump Administration’s Claims About Russian Collusion

Onion Fact Checks: Trump Administration’s Claims About Russian Collusion

You're Right

'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Reminds Viewers To Purchase His Liberal Merchandise So Others Know They’re Good<em></em>

'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Reminds Viewers To Purchase His Liberal Merchandise So Others Know They’re Good

‘You’re Right’ Viewers Tells Ted He’s Wrong<em></em>

‘You’re Right’ Viewers Tells Ted He’s Wrong

'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Changes Stance On Abortion After Realizing He Wouldn’t Have His Show If He Were Aborted<em></em>

'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Changes Stance On Abortion After Realizing He Wouldn’t Have His Show If He Were Aborted

Interactive

Executive Order Designating Grand Canyon As Morgue

Executive Order Designating Grand Canyon As Morgue

The Lighthouse Question

The Lighthouse Question

White House Operations

White House Operations

Speechifying

The Onion’s Live Coverage Of President Trump’s Address To Congress

The Onion’s Live Coverage Of President Trump’s Address To Congress

Highlights Of Joe Biden’s 2016 DNC Speech

The Onion’s Full Coverage Of Joe Biden’s 2016 DNC Speech

Live Coverage

Highlights Of President Trump’s Inauguration

Highlights Of President Trump’s Inauguration

The Onion Speaks To Voters Across Nation On Election Day

The Onion Speaks To Voters Across Nation On Election Day

Highlights From The Final Presidential Debate

Highlights From The Final Presidential Debate

Obama Years

After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016

After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016

Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe

Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe

How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day

How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day

This Week in History

Pol Pot Conceived On Romantic Summer Evening

Pol Pot Conceived On Romantic Summer Evening

Construction Workers Realize They Put Erie Canal In Wrong Place

Construction Workers Realize They Put Erie Canal In Wrong Place

Reagan Accepts Republican Nomination, Vows Andre The Giant Will Be Body Slammed If Elected

Reagan Accepts Republican Nomination, Vows Andre The Giant Will Be Body Slammed If Elected

In the know

In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit

In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit

Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?

In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?

O-Span

O-SPAN Classic: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica

O-SPAN Classic: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica

Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises

Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises

Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

Our Dumb Century

Nov. 9, 1960

Nov. 9, 1960

Oct. 19, 1931

Oct. 19, 1931

Aug. 27, 1920

Aug. 27, 1920

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