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Experts Encourage Americans To Start Thinking About What Form Of Government They’d Like To Try After Democracy Crumble...
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Ron DeSantis Requires Florida Residents To Reinforce Bones With Steel, Concrete
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Infrastructure Talks Come To Halt After Giant Sinkhole Swallows Capitol Building
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A Timeline Of U.S.–Haiti Relations
What To Know About Trump’s Justice Department Seeking Info On His Enemies
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Bat-Wielding Jim Jordan Bursts Through Capitol Window Demanding To Be Allowed Onto January 6 Committee
Nervous Biden Rushes Past Intimidating Circle Of Senators Smoking Weed On Capitol Steps
Rosalynn Carter Scatters Peanut Shells Onto Bed To Prepare For Sensuous Date Night
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Congressional Democrats Put On Elaborate 4th Of July Pageant To Teach Republicans Importance Of Democracy
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Biden To Continue Unpopular Trump-Obama-Bush-Clinton-Bush-Reagan-Carter-Ford-Nixon-Era Policy
Frightened Matt Gaetz Tucks Legs Up As Federal Agents Search Middle School Girls’ Bathroom Stalls
By the Numbers
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Gun Violence In America: By The Numbers
The Johnson & Johnson Vaccine By The Numbers
Space Debris By The Numbers
Marijuana
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‘The Onion’ Endorses Legal Marijuana
Glossary Of Terms
A Timeline Of Marijuana
Onion Fact Checks
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Onion Fact Check: Trump's State Of The Union
Onion Fact Check: Trump’s Speech To The UN General Assembly
Onion Fact Checks: Trump Administration’s Claims About Russian Collusion
You're Right
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'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Reminds Viewers To Purchase His Liberal Merchandise So Others Know They’re Good
‘You’re Right’ Viewers Tells Ted He’s Wrong
'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Changes Stance On Abortion After Realizing He Wouldn’t Have His Show If He Were Aborted
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Executive Order Designating Grand Canyon As Morgue
The Lighthouse Question
White House Operations
Speechifying
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The Onion’s Live Coverage Of President Trump’s Address To Congress
Highlights Of Joe Biden’s 2016 DNC Speech
The Onion’s Full Coverage Of Joe Biden’s 2016 DNC Speech
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Highlights Of President Trump’s Inauguration
The Onion Speaks To Voters Across Nation On Election Day
Highlights From The Final Presidential Debate
Obama Years
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After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe
How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day
This Week in History
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Pol Pot Conceived On Romantic Summer Evening
Construction Workers Realize They Put Erie Canal In Wrong Place
Reagan Accepts Republican Nomination, Vows Andre The Giant Will Be Body Slammed If Elected
In the know
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In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit
Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds
In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?
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O-SPAN Classic: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica
Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises
Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night
Our Dumb Century
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