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Abortion Laws In Every State

The Onion provides in-depth coverage of how female reproductive rights are mangled, mutilated, and butchered at the state level.

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Boris Johnson Unsure How U.K. One Country But Also Four

LONDON—In a meeting to discuss possible adjustments to steel import tariffs, Prime Minister Boris Johnson confided to his cabinet Monday that he was unsure how the United Kingdom was one country but also four. “Just to digress for a moment, I’m…

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Most Insidious Ways Politicians Have Curtailed U.S. Voting Rights

Nothing makes your vote more useless than allowing some uniformed dimwit who sheepishly does whatever he is told to vote for the opposite party from you.

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‘Handled Variety Of Tasks,’ Writes Kamala Harris, Struggling To Fill Out Performance Review Self-Assessment

WASHINGTON—Struggling to describe her work responsibilities in the most favorable manner possible, Vice President Kamala Harris wrote, “Handled variety of tasks,” on the self-assessment portion of her annual White House performance review,…

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Questions I'm Always Asked As A 58-Year-Old Gen Z-er

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This One’s Just Footage Of A Claw Machine. Is This What You Want?

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The Onion Reviews 'Licorice Pizza'

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Heartwarming Gravy Donation Drive

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‘Handled Variety Of Tasks,’ Writes Kamala Harris, Struggling To Fill Out Performance Review Self-Assessment

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Boris Johnson Unsure How U.K. One Country But Also Four

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House Removes Paul Gosar From Anime And Manga Committee

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Texas Bans Access To Tall Staircases In Case Women With Unwanted Pregnancies Get Any Ideas

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The Most Contentious President–Vice President Relationships In U.S. History

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Timeline Of U.S.–France Relations

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A Timeline Of U.S.–Haiti Relations

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Congressional Democrats Put On Elaborate 4th Of July Pageant To Teach Republicans Importance Of Democracy

WASHINGTON—In an effort to educate the opposition party on the true value of civic engagement, congressional Democrats staged an elaborate 4th of July pageant Friday in an effort to teach their Republican colleagues the importance of democracy.

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Paid Leave Struck Down By People Who Do Combined 4 Hours Of Work Annually

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Colin Powell, Presumably Wanted Fugitive Whose Location Must Have Been Unknown For Last 15 Years, Dead At 84

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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DeSantis Threatens To Cut Hospital Funding If Surgeons Keep Wearing Masks

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Abortion Laws In Every State

The Onion provides in-depth coverage of how female reproductive rights are mangled, mutilated, and butchered at the state level.

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