It has been nearly 82 years since marijuana was first officially banned as an illicit substance in the United…
Papers: Thin, difficult-to-fold sheets used to repeatedly spill marijuana on the ground
6.38 million years ago: Satan plants the first cannabis seed on the Asian continent to tempt future Christians.
Step 1: Blood cells smuggle THC past immune system by stuffing it into their cytoplasm and acting natural
Rather than speculate or entertain the lowly media’s wild theories regarding the future of marijuana, The Onion’s…