PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefMatt Gaetz Accuses Roblox Of Silencing Conservative VoicesWASHINGTON—Claiming that he had been systematically banned from playing games, purchasing Robux, or communicating…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefRon DeSantis Introduces New Son Barron TrumpTALLAHASSEE, FL—Calling the teenager his pride and joy to the gathering of supporters, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefTrump Slams Biden As America’s Most Flat-Assed PresidentPALM BEACH, FL—Calling into question whether he had the junk in the trunk necessary to lead the country, Donald…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefBiden Signs Legislation To Avert Crisis Of Treating Rail Workers Like HumansWASHINGTON—Praising the last-minute agreement to deny the laborers any sort of civility or respect, President Joe…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefBiden Meets With Turkeys Who’ve Lost Loved Ones To ThanksgivingWASHINGTON—Looking into the birds’ eyes and placing a hand on their shoulders, President Joe Biden met at the White…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefKamala Harris Picks Up Seasonal Job At Macy’sWASHINGTON—In an effort to earn a little extra cash ahead of the holiday season, Vice President Kamala Harris told…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefDemocrats Vow To Make Better Effort To Reach Out To Hollywood EliteLOS ANGELES—Pledging to never again lose focus on their most important constituents, the Democratic National…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefTed Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11WASHINGTON—Telling reporters it was the least he could do to honor the Americans who tragically lost their lives in…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefRaphael Warnock Loses All Faith In God After Being Forced Into Runoff Against Herschel WalkerATLANTA—Struggling to cope with his shock at the outcome of the midterm elections, Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-GA) repor…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefBeto O’Rourke Asks Advisors If Getting Paralyzed By Tree Would Help 2026 Election ChancesAUSTIN, TX—Reeling in the wake of a difficult loss in the Texas gubernatorial race, Democratic candidate Beto…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefSmiling Fetterman Asks Oz If He’d Mind Slowly Repeating Concession For 5th TimePITTSBURGH–Speaking to the Republican candidate over the phone early Wednesday morning, a smiling John Fetterman…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefVictorious Senator Vows To Still Fight For Billionaires Who Didn’t Funnel Dark Money Into CampaignMOCKSVILLE, NC—Pledging that he would work to unite rather than divide following his election victory, Senator-elect…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefKamala Harris Loses Benefits After Hours Get Cut At WorkWASHINGTON—Left reeling after discovering she no longer qualified for healthcare coverage through her White House…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefElderly Poll Watcher Doing Slow, Confused Job Of Intimidating VotersLEAGUE CITY, TX—Noting that the clearly flustered man had zero idea what to do or say, local voter Raleigh Jenkins…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefArmed Conservative Monitoring Polling Site Disappointed How Few People Vote In MidtermsKEENE, NH—Sighing as he checked his watch again, an armed conservative man monitoring a local polling place Tuesday…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefObama Claims He’s Still President After Seeing How Susceptible Voters Are To Conspiracy TheoriesWASHINGTON—Shortly after seeing a poll showing 40% of Americans are still convinced the 2020 election was stolen,…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefRaphael Warnock Surges In Polls After Taking Off Glasses‘Wow, He’s So Beautiful,’ Stunned Voters Report
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefBiden Warns Americans That Ability To Even Pretend U.S. A Democracy At StakeWASHINGTON—Delivering a stark warning regarding the nation’s future, President Joe Biden gave a speech Wednesday…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefDemocratic Fundraising Email States James Carville Is Wearing Suicide Vest On Recipient’s DoorstepPITTSFIELD, MA—In the effort to raise cash for the party’s candidates ahead of the midterms, a new Democratic Party…
PoliticsNews In BriefPoliticsNews In BriefRepublican Voters Given Toll-Free Number To Call If They Witness Legitimate VoteAUSTIN, TX—In an effort to tamp down on the “outrageous” practice, Texas GOP officials reportedly shared a toll-free…