Many are concerned about Joe Biden’s physical and mental fitness to serve another presidential term. The Onion asked…
As the House committee on the Jan. 6 insurrection continues its public hearings, Republicans are scrambling to shift…
Putin’s parents decide to try for an evil megalomaniac.
The Onion provides in-depth coverage of how voters are “legally” intimidated, disenfranchised, and discriminated…
“I’m against outsourcing any job that can be better accomplished by these American fists.”
The Onion provides in-depth coverage of how female reproductive rights are mangled, mutilated, and butchered at the…
Nothing makes your vote more useless than allowing some uniformed dimwit who sheepishly does whatever he is told to…
‘Why, did Mitch say he’ll do a deal? What are the terms? Never mind, I’m in!”
Tackled by cloud of Covid-19 virus after getting into a verbal altercation with it on his lawn.
Whether they’re a fresh-faced junior senator or a seven-term veteran, every cog in the American political machine…