Poll Finds Buttigieg Rises To Third Place In Iowa

Continuing an ascent after last week’s Democratic debate, South Bend mayor Pete Buttigieg is now in third place in Iowa. placing him ahead of Bernie Sanders and behind Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden in the crucial primary state. What do you think?

“Well, of course he’s going to poll well in a gay mecca like Dubuque.”

Olivia Timms • Figurine Molder


“This is proof voters are open-minded enough to back a photogenic white moderate.”

Eric Krause • Racket Stringer

“Looks like Buttigieg is in a good position to become mayor of Fort Dodge after this.”

Marcus Barron • Pool Shark