Count Down, a new book by environmental and reproductive epidemiologist Dr. Shanna Swan, ties the use of industrial chemicals in everyday products to smaller penises, erectile dysfunction, and lower sperm counts. What do you think?
“Oh, how I wish I had a pre-industrial shlong.”
Howard Pelham • Unemployed
“And with a little more effort, we can eradicate them altogether.”
Mara Jackson • Keg Supervisor
“Nope, that’s just how mine looks.”
Stan Kuch • Load Hoister