Pope Francis Considering Female Deacons

In a historical first for the Catholic Church, Pope Francis has set up a commission of seven men and six women to study whether women should be allowed to assume the role of deacon, a rank just below priest. What do you think?

“It’s time we start living in the 21st century and let women be prominent subordinates.”

Ann Riley • Conversation Analyst


“It could take years of research to find out if women are capable of dunking babies in water.”

Carter Long • Textiles Enthusiast

“Okay, fine. As long as they aren’t assigned any of the miracle-performing duties.”

Burt Larkin • Biopic Greenlighter