The Vatican will offer indulgences to believers who follow Pope Francis’ Twitter account, @pontifex, during next week’s World Youth Day, thereby reducing the amount of time these individuals’ souls spend in purgatory and allowing them to enter heaven faster. What do you think?

“Boy, you can get some great deals on Twitter.”

Sara Hanable • Operations Manager

“That’s a relief. I have a big week of sinning planned.”

Ron Castro • Circuit Breaker Assembler

“Has anyone ever considered staging a doctrinal protest against such notions?”

Roger Farmer • Harpist