Possible Lightning Strike Kills 18 Wild Elephants

Indian authorities have launched an inquiry after a herd of 18 Asiatic elephants were found dead in Assam, with a preliminary report stating that lightning strikes were a possible cause. What do you think?

“This is why you should never stand near an elephant during a thunderstorm.”

Brooke Merlan, Italics Straightener

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“Same thing happened to a buddy of mine’s 18 elephants.”

Rex Perry, Unemployed

“Looks to me like we’ve got another elephant serial killer on the loose.”

Tom Lobin, Insoles Engineer