Astronomers at Caltech have discovered compelling evidence that a massive ninth planet exists far past Neptune, with an orbit around the sun that takes over 10,000 years to complete. What do you think?


“I’m not going to lie to you. I’ve known about this planet for quite some time.”

Sandy Binns • Glass Filler

“I’ll take any opportunity to burn some textbooks!”

Jared Hoyne • Microchip Dealer

“How many Styrofoam balls do you people think I can afford?”

Dwight Lindgren • Fossil Auditor