A recent Swiss survey reveals that that teenagers who smoke marijuana function better than those who also use tobacco. What do you think?

"I think it's because pot smoking teaches kids to slow down and take stock of what's really important in life: sandwiches."

Terry Gerdes • Lathe Operator


"What about those teenagers who aren't musicians, painters, and deadbeats? How well do they function?"

Alice Muldowney • Customs Official

"Is this some kind of trick to make kids think that pot isn't cool?"

Ivan Chernikoff • Metal Furniture Restorer