The Centers for Disease Control announced that vaccinations for the H1N1 virus would be given first to pregnant women and adults with compromised immune systems. What do you think?

"Yes! I love being an AIDS patient."
Mike Collins • Systems Analyst

"Great. Another pregnancy I have to fake.”
Cheryl Cannucciari • Jack-Strip Assembler
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"As annoyed as I am that pregnant women will receive the vaccine before me, I'm willing to accept it as an adequate trade-off for being able to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl.”
Vin Cocca • Insurance Claims Adjustor