With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
PRO
- Having to wait for the car to charge would be a fresh new excuse for being late to work
- Silent engine makes startling rollerbladers much easier
- Driving one makes up for every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life
- In the event of a car accident, a lithium-ion battery explosion would be way cooler than regular old gas explosion
- Handles smoothly on both highway and ex’s lawn
- Goes “beep beep” just like real car
CON
- Not available as a 1976 Chevy Mustang
- Scientists not yet certain if it’s safe to drive in the rain
- The phrase “fill ’er up” could fall out of use completely
- Koch brothers have already been through a lot lately
- Having to ask around to find out if anyone has an electric car charger on them pretty inconvenient
- Could prolong the presence of human beings on planet Earth
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