Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

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With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.


  • Having to wait for the car to charge would be a fresh new excuse for being late to work
  • Silent engine makes startling rollerbladers much easier
  • Driving one makes up for every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life
  • In the event of a car accident, a lithium-ion battery explosion would be way cooler than regular old gas explosion
  • Handles smoothly on both highway and ex’s lawn
  • Goes “beep beep” just like real car


  • Not available as a 1976 Chevy Mustang
  • Scientists not yet certain if it’s safe to drive in the rain
  • The phrase “fill ’er up” could fall out of use completely
  • Koch brothers have already been through a lot lately
  • Having to ask around to find out if anyone has an electric car charger on them pretty inconvenient
  • Could prolong the presence of human beings on planet Earth